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Captain Injury vs. Alternate



Shawn Horcoff has mismatched eyes. Ethan Moreau has no front teeth. Horcoff actually manages to play hockey once in a while. Morea looks like he's a religious man. Black gold! Texas tea! Vote now in the comments section!



Keep your filthy paws out of the anonymous bin.

ETHAN "DELICATE FLOWER" MOREAU WINS!

Comments

Kirsten said…
I would have to vote for Moreau in this round, because something about Horcoff creeps me out.
1:15 AM
Anonymous said…
mmm...Moreau with his full set of teeth is dreamy.
1:34 AM
Anonymous said…
Moreau is just dreamy. No qualifiers. I mean, the whole 'actually playing hockey' is points for Horc, but really? am I going to vote against Ethan? Pfft.
9:32 AM
Lollipop said…
Moreau is soo handsome! He gets my vote!
10:29 AM
Anonymous said…
Moreau is sexy, even if he bitch slaps guys.
11:16 AM
She said…
Was this even necessary? Moreau.
11:59 AM
Anonymous said…
Horcoff's cuteness is no match for the hotness that is Moreau
12:06 PM
Alana said…
You know what? I'm sick of Moreau and his injuries. HORCOFF.
1:26 PM
Anonymous said…
I'm going with Horcoff as well.
1:53 PM
Anonymous said…
Alana, you beat me to it. I know Ethan is better looking, but I'm mad at him for being injured and dislike his monotone interviews so I'm going with Horcs!!!! Go Horcs!!!
2:22 PM
Lady_Byng said…
EEEEEEEEEEEEEETHAAAAAAAAN!

This is supposed to be a 'hot-off', not who gives a better interview or who isn't injured at the time, and clearly Ethan is hotter than Horcoff.
2:40 PM
grease trap said…
Horc. he has an alien eye.
2:46 PM
Anonymous said…
Ethan Moreau. Even his name is sexy!
3:00 PM
Loxy said…
I don't even like Horcoff, but being on the team should require being on the ice.

Horcoff??

I feel dirty.
3:43 PM
Anonymous said…
Horcoff's nose is too funny. I vote for him, mostly because I've never forgivin Moreau for beating Roli last year.
4:14 PM
T. said…
Moreau is clearly the hotter of the two.

Although I AM one of the few who also finds Horcoff remarkably attractive in spite of (Because of?) his weird eyes and mashed up nose. He has pretty hands and looks great in a pair of jeans.

But the smile on Ethan Moreau can cause spontaneous ovulation so...

Ethan.
4:30 PM
Unknown said…
Horc.
If Moreau had a game behind him it might not be... But I guess he will just have to think of what might have been....
4:39 PM
Anonymous said…
I didn't think I needed to vote because I thought Ethan had it locked up but I guess a few people are mad about him being hurt. But the bottom line is Moreau is HOT!! He gets my vote.
5:47 PM
Anonymous said…
MOREAU!

People voting against Moreau just because they're mad at him shows that we need him!! Although I must admit I'm very peeved at him too.
6:29 PM
Annie said…
Definitely Moreau - no contest.
7:12 PM
Anonymous said…
I love a man with a good nose - has to be Horcoff for me thank you.

I'm not really anonymous,(but I am a little filthy), I just can't remember my sign in info from last year's hot-off...
7:16 PM
Anonymous said…
Me and my voting ovaries choose the Moreau. Does that count for 3 votes?
8:19 PM
Bethany said…
Ethan :)
9:23 PM
Anonymous said…
Being made of glass doesn't affect how hot he is. My vote's for Ethan.
10:14 PM
Marsha said…
As weird as Horcoff looks, I do find him very attractive. But, not as much as our captain!

ETHAN!!!!
12:35 AM
Anonymous said…
hmm... this ones a toughie
but I think I'm going to have to go with HORCS
he has a very great smile
12:56 AM
Anonymous said…
Ethan, no contest!
2:01 AM
allan said…
Ethan is so hot me makes ME ovulate from across the room
1:03 PM
Anonymous said…
Horc the heterochromic!
8:36 PM
Anonymous said…
Moreau. FTW.
10:45 PM
Anonymous said…
Post voting comments:
I like Horcoff's interesting look, but I can't deny the spontaneous ovulating that occurs with Moreau :-)
RoliLover
5:06 PM
Lady_Byng said…
Sydney said....
I've never forgivin Moreau for beating Roli last year.
When did this happen? In the backroom of Rexall? Ethan only played 7 games last season before his shoulder got messed up......
Unless you mean the playoffs in '06, but that was BERGERON, not Moreau.
3:37 AM
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