06 February 2008

Oh, my.

Sam Gagner, WHAT WILL YOUR MOTHER THINK?!

Please speculate in the comments as to what exactly is going on in this picture.

Big thanks to an anonymous commenter for the pic!

46 comments:

mike w said...

Doubleyou Tee Eff?

Amy said...

I'm more concerned about that sweater that Nilsson is wearing.

Pleasure Motors said...

Never mind Gagner, that girl is clearly cliffhangering Nilsson's thigh.

Also, my guess is a Super Bowl party at the Rookie house. One assumes the blonde got the invite while dancing on speakers at the Iron Horse the previous night.

Anonymous said...

They were actually judging something, but god, does she put makeup on with a spackel?

jenni said...

Yeah I saw this picture on facebook earlier today and thought it was very strange. But I didn't notice the sweater until I read amy's comment. I think I own that sweater in gray.

marriedtotheoil said...

Oh, Kid.

I hate it when they make me feel motherly concern. I'm not ready for that sh*t yet.

Aminah said...

I fear Caitlin and I may be too late... We were going to make a sign that read "Dear Sammy, DON'T DO BLOW!" (in sparkles with a my little pony in the corner)

We wish for him to remain the innocent and sweet wittle cutey-pa-tooty forever and ever. I think we're fighting a losing battle.

Kaitie said...

I'm laughing kind of crazily at the My Little Pony sign idea. Please make it, for Sam, for me, for all of us.

In other news, chicky's belt needs to die, along with Robert's bizarre t-shirt/tie/sweater look.

Anonymous said...

Where was this on facebook?

Sad sad sad for Gags and WTF for Nilsson. Nice sweater! hahaha

Anonymous said...

http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=474524

Scroll down about half way and you'll see this pic as well as further on in the post another one

Shannon said...

Gagner really looks like he's enjoying himself ...

As for Nilsson WTF!?

Lowetide said...

Hey Kenta Jr,

Perry Como called, he'd like his sweater back.

Loxy said...

She looks like a blonde Molly Shannon SNL character.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't there some football cheerleaders (can't remember which team) meet and greet at River Cree Casino recently? That'd be my guess.
The first thing I noticed were Gagner's thighs actually. Impressive.
And only after reading the previous comments did I then notice Nilsson's emsemble.
Hmmmmm, different.
RoliLover

amy said...

It was from the Miss MFC Ring Girl Search. Gags, Cogs, Gilbert, Nilsson and Hemsky were there.. that I know of.

gary b said...

silly, it IS his mom.

grease trap said...

Looks like the champagne bottles popped.

Marchantfan said...

grease trap: Brilliant!

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting.

lyliloo said...

menage-a-trois? lol

Lady_Byng said...

Oh dear, I can't stop laughing at Nilsson's lack of style!

I bet any of us girls would like to be in her place. Although, both are younger than me, so I would feel like a perv. Stick me in a Sheldon-Ethan sandwich and I would be smiling like there's no tomorrow.

Lord Bob said...

To be fair to Master Samwise, he's wearing his "girls have cooties" expression. And I have excellent information that shortly after this photo was taken, Gagner went home to play XBox and eat Doritos.

Shannon said...

And what's up with how white the seams are on Nilsson's pants?

Bad fashion all around!

Anonymous said...

I like the XBox and Doritos image better.

On a sidenote: Has anyone seen the Player Profile on Shawn Horcoff on NHL TV?? He goes sledding with his daughter. THE CUTEST THING EVER!

Aminah said...

Two words Lord Bob - Guitar Hero!

ha ha

Scarlett said...

Lady_byng: Sheldon-Ethan sandwich! Now we're talking. A much better (and more age-appropriate) image!!

Anonymous said...

I would pay good money to be in that sandwich! Is that wrong?

P.S. I think anonymous up there was referring to this

http://oilers.nhl.tv/team/console?type=fvod&id=12104&catid=384

And I totally agree...serious awwww factor.

Sherry said...

I have to agree with Lord Bob. To be fair, he doesn't look like he enjoys being there. Good on you, kid!

Maal said...

I still can not figure out the t-shirt tie combo, but it takes a man very confident in his masculinity to wear his ma's housecoat....

Blogrolling you!

Anonymous said...

Lady byng..let me know when that sammie gets made.I want a bite!!And I am POSITIVE I had that same sweater when I was 16..20 years ago!!

elise said...

When I saw this picture I became a bit worried that I would have to dismiss Gagner from his newly appointed position of my favorite Oiler. But after hearing the Xbox/Doritos story I am much happier.

And the Horcoff sledding thing was the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life.

Lady_Byng said...

Speaking of badly dressed Oilers, check this photo out! What in God's name is Greene wearing?! A very child-like t-shirt......... Wow does our team ever need some style tips!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=501811&op=1&view=all&subj=517218325&id=513663766

Anonymous said...

The Oilers were judges at this MFC (or something) contest at Touch lounge, and the girl in the middle was one of the girls being judged and they got to hang out with the oilers and what not.

the sieve said...

Did someone say "sword fight?"

marriedtotheoil said...

Two things I realized last night about the photo here:

1.)I now cannot look @ Nilsson on the ice without picturing this horrible outfit...

2.)This pic is also giving me scary (giggling) flashbacks (slashbacks?) to a certain collaborative fiction effort a ways back in the Oilogosphere. *cough*

Dennis said...

#1: I thought the exact same thing, Erin. She has that hawk nose and tight-lipped mouth that reminds me of Mary Catherine Gallagher.

#2: Nilsson's is off the hook when it comes to fashion sense. Awhile back there was a guy who said he met some of the boys in Atl and he posted the pics on HF and Nilsson had a terrible shirt. I think he took the cake again today.

#3: I know it's 2008 and I know it's a woman's world but did it shock anyone else that women came here to comment on how they, to paraphrase Jack Black and Tenacious D, would like to be subject to a "double-team supreme?"

Shelly said...

Shocking? *I'm* not shocked, I'm all over that sammie, except I like a bit more meat in mine, i.e. Ethan-Dustin. So be shocked!

HotDentGal said...

I'm liking this new 'edge' to Sam Ganger. Its like he just hit some testosterone spike recently, hanging out with cheerleaders and getting into his first NHL fights! haha

Dennis said...

OK, consider me unshocked:)

I find it funny that all the ladies are so protective over young Sam. It must be the "good-girl" set who wants the guy to get settled down and married right off the bat;)

HD said...

nillllss.

Lord Bob said...

2.)This pic is also giving me scary (giggling) flashbacks (slashbacks?) to a certain collaborative fiction effort a ways back in the Oilogosphere. *cough*

"The Cowboys cheerleader long fled, Gagner twisted in the sweat-soaked blankets towards Nilsson, the lanky Swede sitting on the edge of the bed, lighting up a cigarette.

'Now I know why they call you Mini-Magic,' Sam said, voice breathless with something beyond exhaustion."

That kind of thing?

T. said...

eeeee....

I came here to say please post something else so this picture is no longer the first thing I see but then Lord Bob made it worse!!

Shelly said...

*guilty laughter*
That is *really* gross, Lord Bob!!!!

Shelly said...

And PS Bob what the heck were you reading when you posted that, a trashy romance novel? I'm still laughing. Days later. Although that wasn't the picture I really wanted in my head. Perhaps you should write them. You're perfect.

Lord Bob said...

And PS Bob what the heck were you reading when you posted that, a trashy romance novel?

Do you really want to know the answer to that question?

Shelly said...

*laughing harder now*

NONONO don't tell me!!!!! I'll just get more embarrassed and probably worse pictures roaming my brain!!!

Anonymous said...

quit being "PH" er's.

just luv em and leave there young sam.