What Your Oiler Boyfriend Says About You: Goalie Edition
Dwayne Roloson:You're cleary brilliant, and generally awesome.
No? Okay, okay...
If you dig Roli, then you obviously have an appreciation for quirkiness. This means you're probably a little weird yourself. While you don't go out of your way to be the center of attention, you don't mind it when you are. Outward appearances aren't as important to you as what's inside, so you're probably not much of a fashionista. However, you have an odd attraction to gold, which may manifest in a large jewelry collection.
Jussi Markkanen:
Blindingly white teeth and a clean shave turn you on, so you're probably really into personal hygiene. You're not the most creative person, but you have an appreciation for conventially beautiful things. You probably have an unselfish, supportive personality, which makes you a good friend.
Conks:
You're a masochist.
Comments
chalk up another one for the Golden Goalie.
You're a masochist.
Alternative explanation: you're easy.
If someone offered me Jussi & Roli, I'd get both of them to get on top of each other and I'll decide what to do next.
But ultimately I want Jussi. I am not supportive, nor am I a very good friend. People want Jussi because he looks easy to handle! Get with the program!
Lord Bob: Funny, I was halfway through penning an Oilers Goalie slash fic a short while ago and I realised that I already had 1000 words of hardcore gay porn. I felt ashamed of myself and never finished it. Alas it is in my laptop in the other hemisphere for me to finish.
And. Um. I did write some mild Jussi/Roli slash several months ago. I didn't get any Roli or Jussi. But I did get "you lurve me!? No way I lurve you too!". Hell I just made a bad feelings story and just replaced their names in it. But what matters is that I was satisfied!
I agree with Jordi: Both, please!
Love Roli forever!!!!!!!!!!!!