24 November 2006

What Your Oiler Boyfriend Says About You: Goalie Edition

Dwayne Roloson:
You're cleary brilliant, and generally awesome.

No? Okay, okay...

If you dig Roli, then you obviously have an appreciation for quirkiness. This means you're probably a little weird yourself. While you don't go out of your way to be the center of attention, you don't mind it when you are. Outward appearances aren't as important to you as what's inside, so you're probably not much of a fashionista. However, you have an odd attraction to gold, which may manifest in a large jewelry collection.

Jussi Markkanen:
Blindingly white teeth and a clean shave turn you on, so you're probably really into personal hygiene. You're not the most creative person, but you have an appreciation for conventially beautiful things. You probably have an unselfish, supportive personality, which makes you a good friend.

Conks:
You're a masochist.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I most definately dig Roli. That describes me pretty well except for the gold jewelry....where did the gold jewelry come from?

Alana said...

Roli has an affinity for gold (check out his shiny mask and pads). Some think that he believes gold has magical powers, but that's neither here nor there.

Andy Grabia said...

I actually think he is a member of a secret society of hockey alchemists, who are in search of a philosopher stone that will prolong their existence as netminders. He practices his craft on off-days with Dominek Hasek and Ed Belfour.

Loxy said...

I heart Jussi!!

OilGirl24 said...

Very Cosmo. Looking forward to the next edition!

T. said...

Met Roli the other day. I now completely understand your *squee*.

chalk up another one for the Golden Goalie.

Daggit said...

Sweet as he may be, I think Roli may wear wranglers. not that there's anything wrong with that...

Lord Bob said...

How has nobody commented on the deep, soul-searching look Markkanen and Roloson are giving each other in that picture? Why is there no Oilers goalie slash on my laptop monitor right now? Ye gods, people.

penalty said...

how can anyone not love Juice?

Anonymous said...

That's possibly the cutest picture of Jussi I've ever seen. The fact that Roli's in it too only serves as a wonderful bonus.

Anonymous said...

I love the quirky. Roli is a headcase, but that's part of his charm. :))

Pleasure Motors said...

Conks:
You're a masochist.


Alternative explanation: you're easy.

D. said...

I heart Jussi!

Jordi said...

Additional alternate explanation for Conks: You're one sick fucker.

If someone offered me Jussi & Roli, I'd get both of them to get on top of each other and I'll decide what to do next.

But ultimately I want Jussi. I am not supportive, nor am I a very good friend. People want Jussi because he looks easy to handle! Get with the program!

Lord Bob: Funny, I was halfway through penning an Oilers Goalie slash fic a short while ago and I realised that I already had 1000 words of hardcore gay porn. I felt ashamed of myself and never finished it. Alas it is in my laptop in the other hemisphere for me to finish.

And. Um. I did write some mild Jussi/Roli slash several months ago. I didn't get any Roli or Jussi. But I did get "you lurve me!? No way I lurve you too!". Hell I just made a bad feelings story and just replaced their names in it. But what matters is that I was satisfied!

courto said...

Squeeee!! Golden Goalie!! After years of Fernandez/Roloson and their "nothing more than the obligatory pad tap for you, you job-stealing fucker" style goalie luv, I am absolutely tickled by the warm fuzzy grins Roli & Jussi give each other after games. [Heart.]

I agree with Jordi: Both, please!

Sydthe Roli Lover(Squee)PS email me if you love Roli dwayne_roloson_fan35@hotmail.com said...

Infinite RoliSquee!(that is now my favourite word,thank you alana)!!!!I am clearly brilliant,and generally awesome.I am way past wierd,though.It must be fate!!
Love Roli forever!!!!!!!!!!!!