03 December 2006

The Hot-Oil Hot Prospects

With a seemingly unending road down injury lane for veteran Oilers, we will be seeing more and more prospects suiting up in the next weeks. So, here's a rundown of the top ten prospects that we'd like to see in an Oil jersey this year... preferrably in less than an Oil jersey...

10. Taylor Chorney - Not the most flattering picture, but it does show his great facial structure. I think his lack of lips are what put him so low on this list.







9. Theo Peckham - How adorable! Right? Now if only guys could realize that there is hockey facial hair or no facial hair.. in between is skeezy.






8. Glenn Fisher - What list would be complete without a goalie? He surpasses the ranks of DD and JDD on sheer normality. And I love the DD, I just think Glenn is better looking, in a "fuzzy pic on lavalife where you meet the guy and realize later that sure, it's the same guy but he totally misrepresented himself" kind of way.

7. Fredrik Pettersson - Has a similar look to the guy who comes in at number 1. But he doesn't pull it off quite as well.






6. Andrew Cogliano - More TV time this Christmas when he plays with the World Jrs could affect his hot prospect ranking. TV time is the death or birth of hockey crushes. (Until they do something like refuse to shake your hand at a Tragically Hip concert, which forces you to close down your fanpage.)


5. Dragan Umicevic - With a name only a mother could love, and a look that would be perfect in a musical about rival latino-bosnian gangs.. LT was right, he deserves to be on this list.


4. Brock Radunske - Don't you just want to cuddle him? Even if he does look slightly like a girl with short hair?





3. Viatcheslav "Slava" Trukhno (on right) - The eyes, the complete and utter russian-ness. And to look this good in a candid picture with a fan? How soon does The Prez realize her heart has room for two Russian men?

2. Robbie Schremp - The man, the legend. The banana-hammock.






1. Kyle Hot-Rodziak - This is the official kick-off to the "Brodziak for callup" campaign. The man can do no wrong in our eyes and hearts.

20 comments:

Jordi said...

Haha! Schremp! I forgot completely about him.

I swear I've seen Dragan on a Eurovision concert, but Slava looks like the toughest of the bunch.

Heather B. said...

Until they do something like refuse to shake your hand at a Tragically Hip concert, which forces you to close down your fanpage.

Either this actually happened or you like to be very specific. Either way, not nice! (Who was it?!)

I think Cogliano is the cutest. Brock and Slava are close though. I have no idea how good any of them are however so you'll have to make that call on your own.

Loxy said...

Eric Brewer.

pickles said...

brodziak is definitely a hottie, but the guy has got to stop shaving his head. for the love of all that is hot, STOP SHAVING YOUR HEAD young man!! that dragan guy is pretty hot, too.

i'm sure you've already checked this out, since you guys know all about all things relating to oilers and hotness, but just in case, go to youTube and type in "4 minutes of sexy." you can thank me later.

Amy said...

I think the shaved head is hot.. especially on Kyle. he really pulls it off.

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Anonymous said...

loxy, i was once an eric brewer lover too. i understand.
katie

Lord Bob said...

I wouldn't worry about having to choose between your Russians. Trukhno is basically Danish, he just plays for Russia because Denmark is really really bad at hockey (he's probably already their best player of all time, narrowly beating out the miraculously mediocre Peter Hirsch).

court said...

Trukhno!?! Delicious!!

I'll always have a soft spot for my Sioux boys (Chorney, Greene), but they don't exactly breed 'em "hot" up here.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6aBUzklGYg

haha hot oil ppl must look at this

Loxy said...

At about a minute and a half, did Marty give a "oh no you di-int" finger/head movement?

Loxy said...

P.S. I think the author of the 4 minute thing was a bit biased towards Stoll, Moreau, Lupul and Jussi.

pickles said...

4 minutes of sexy...and there goes another 20 minutes.

Anonymous said...

You make being biased seem like a bad thing. Pretty is pretty. There's a 4-5 sec close up of Stoll & Lupul that was lip smacking good...

afterburner said...

Best 4 minutes of my life. Radunske & Trukhno have the most hot potential.

Ti-girl said...

WHY is Schremp on there? He makes my eyes bleed.

WhoreableGuy said...

I've seen all these guys ('cept for Cogliano and Fisher) in person at this year's training camp in G.P., and the clear cut # 1 is not even on the list!

Zack Stortini had all the girls drooling the whole weekend, he gained alot of fans those few days.

He's a hotty.

P.S. I'm not teh ghey!1 :(

Daggit said...

tru dat - Stortini is very handsome. perhaps it's his name that lost him a spot? Teeny is hardly ever hot.

Anonymous said...

I'd argue that his first name is what lost him the spot.

The only Zach/Zack's that I know are Morris and Ty Bryan.

Alana said...

Zach is a tool. AC Slater is the hot one.

OilersFanGirlfriend said...

Number 3 should be number 1. That's just my opinion.