16 March 2007

Not Satisfied with Prospects and Picks, K.Lo's Obsession with Youth takes a Disturbing Turn

This coming August, the Oilers will be opening a summer camp for kids aged 8 to 16 -- presumably to bolster the team's reserves once the current squad graduates from diapers. Instead of diplomas, K.Lo will present the students with $250,000 per year, 10-year Oiler contracts when they finish the one-week program.

2 comments:

sacamano said...

That is spectacular.

Alana said...

Thanks, pal!