19 November 2007

It's about time for another face-off!

Dustin Penner - overweight and overpaid when he showed up to training camp. But there is a longing in those eyes, a brightness that shouts "hey guys, I already won a stanley cup, it's all downhill from here". And we long for better days.

Ethan Moreau - a man cursed with a beautiful face and a brittle body. He plays so hard, when he actually gets to play. Will this be another season where his grinding stride doesn't hit the ice? Maybe it's meant to be. He looks better in a suit.

Voting over. Moreau never tires of winning.

59 comments:

Kirsten said...

That's a good point, Moreau does look better in a suit, but jeans are also a really good look for him.

Thinking of Moreau in jeans...yeah. I vote for him.

wildchild said...

Moreau looks better for what he's NOT wearing: a Ducks jersey.


Moreau ftw, duh.

elle said...

Penner...he has melancholy eyes...I'm a sucker for eyes!

PS. congrats on making the edm journal!!

http://www.canada.com/edmontonjournal/news/sports/oilers/story.html?id=6fa9d250-e4dc-467f-9da4-69c43cdc4ffd&k=10485

T. said...

Is this even necessary?

Moreau. Calcium deficiency and all...

amy said...

Moreau's commercials for the Cash Is King... oh god. Everytime I heard his monotone voice and saw his hot, but stone hard face made me cringe.

That being said, I have developed a little crush on Penner. So Penner it is.

Saara said...

Penner has dreamy eyes. Moreau is dreamy. It is such a dificult decision. Penner? Moreau? Penner it is; he hasn't missed more than 100 games.

IceDragoon said...

I'm a sucker for HOT leaders.
I must be, because I have no trouble looking past the fact that the man hasn't worked in over a year.

Ethan!!!
*drool*

...

kinda OT -

Ladies, I ask for some help.

I've submitted "Ethan Moreau" to the urbandictionary.com. definition:

"HOT!!!

... as in... HOT!!! <(linked to "hot" on their site)

He's so hot he needs a warning label.

Caution: Women may experience spontaneous orgasmic combustion by merely looking at Ethan Moreau. It is advised to always wear a condom, as he can impregnate from across a crowded room or hockey arena.
"

It's currently being held for review. If some of you wouldn't mind going to http://www.urbandictionary.com/
and submitting him again, with your own definitions; I would greatly appreciate it. It only took a couple of minutes.

Thanx
Louise

IceDragoon said...

oops... I shouldn't assume...

Just do a search for his name then you can submit.

:-D

Aminah said...

Ew, I'm not voting for the fat mennonite! Lay off the kilke and play some hockey!

Ethan Moreau for Hot Off Champion 2007!!!

Lady_Byng said...

Ethan. No contest. Penner is a nice guy and all, but he ain't got nothing on sexy Ethan. Even my non-hockey fan friends think Ethan is sexy.

Lord Bob said...

See, my concern with Chopper is that you'd go in for a night of sweet passion and he'd end up breaking his hip while tearing his ACL and miss ninety to two thousand months.

Still. A face that hot, you don't need sweet passion. Moreau it is.

(I was once told Ethan Moreau was the Oiler I most resembled. This was about five thousand cheeseburgers ago, mind.)

d said...

Wow, people are actually voting for Penner? Come on, ladies, Moreau is definitely the hot one.

Even if I am done with him due to his perpetual fragility.

Alana said...

Penner is fat and slow. MOREAU.

Shannon said...

Fat and slow? What?

I am all about Penner. He has very sexy eyes.

M@ said...

Penners eyes seem to parallel those of Lupuls... :(
But Ive forgotten who this moreau guy is so my vote is for Penner

Annie said...

Moreau, of course :)

sammy said...

Mmmmmm....Ethan. No contest.

rachel said...

Ethan, obviously!

Anonymous said...

Ladies...any Hot Off Ethan's in is surely to go his way, no?

K8

the Prez said...

Moreau. Penner has creepy eyes.

Ida said...

ETHAN! I love the part in the 4 minutes of sexy video when he humps the ground. mmmm. . .

dstaples said...

If Penner were gay and had a beard he'd be getting out the "Bear" vote.

Other than that, I can't see anyone voting for him over Moreau, who gets points for his looks and his captain status.

My vote: Moreau.

jenni said...

Penner's eyes are NOT that dreamy. My vote is for Moreau!

Anonymous said...

I do like a large man, so Penner. Bears, oh my!

Anonymous said...

penner

Jane said...

^ anonymous votes don't count!

Ethan is the definition of hot. Even when he's leaving Rexall wearing a walking cast and a track suit, he's still the sexiest Oiler.

sally said...

Penner is pretty big in stature, so that bodes well for his other regions, but then again he does have nostrils that look like they were inspired by Joffrey Lupul.

Ethan it is.

lyliloo said...

Penner has such pretty eyes but he played for Anaheim and that's a sin. SO, Ethan it is. i wouldn't mind him sticking it in me. lol

Scarlett said...

I'll take fragile-as-a-granny Moreau. He's hot even though he's as delicate as a china doll.

Anonymous said...

i am completely unable to think of penner without immediately thinking of spongebob's friend patrick. i even imagine him making patrick-like noises as he lumbers down the ice.

ethan. no contest.

tatjana said...

Ethan looks a lot like my husband.

Things they have in common:
Overall build
Strong chin
Cute crinkles by the eyes when they smile
Missing teeth

Things that differ:
Hubby doesn't have those abs.
Hubby still plays contact sports.

Being the faithful sort, I have to vote for Ethan, even though Penner looks pretty svelte in the tonight's pre-game locker room video.

Bethany said...

PENNNNERRRRR

She said...

*Sigh*. Ethan. Despite the fact that there should be a separate contest for the "Infirmary Division".

Dana said...

Ethan gets my vote.
Just becuase when I got his autograph last year I felt like a creep...I was like "I hope your shoulder heals quickly....because I miss..seeing you play..out..there...get better..oh god.." and just kinda walked away. He smiled and kind of laughed at me and it was the best moment of my life.

gagnemsky! said...

Oh... Ethan 100%... how could you NOT choose him... man, his face just makes you M-E-L-T!!! I miss seeing him on the ice!

Julian said...

Easily Moreau. He should be running away with this.

Lollipop said...

Ethan Moreau is hot! I vote for him.

pickles said...

chopper. no contest. true, he does sound a bit monotone, but it's not like i want to hear him recite byron.

Anonymous said...

Dustin does have nice eyes and I appreciate his kind of humour. He seems like the kind of guy I'd be comfortable around while definitely feeling like a woman. You know? that nice balance you don't easily find.
But I agree with Louise's urbandictionary definition. Moreau has my vote here.
RoliLover

Lowetide said...

But, Penner has a scar!

T. said...

Moreau can look hot with his four front teeth missing. And I'm sure he must have a scar or two...somewhere.

Steph said...

Ethan. No contest.

Chantelle said...

Hot damn. Ethan Moreau.

KristyLynn said...

I vote for Ethan Moreau!

greesini said...

Penner is pretty great... but then again... he's against Moreau!... hm... But I do love Penner...

Penner it is!

Anonymous said...

this vote is for moreau....could a hot off for the nhl coaches ever be arranged (at least the hot ones??) curious how macT stacks up against the competition....but my gut says quite well...only a scientifically arranged official "hot off" could confirm however. with regards to roy's pic on the team page, i instinctively put my hand on the screen to wipe whatever was on his forehead of the screen. My mind didn't register it was part of his face. yikes. ps stereotyping on pics alone smid and reddox look like they might get towel whipped regularly by a guy like torres, being egged on by a guy like stortini. if it were peewee hockey smid and reddox would be the ones who pretty much supplied sock tape to the entire team, though not voluntarily.

Keegan said...

My vote for Mr. Glass.

everybody scat now said...

Penner-licious

He's at the gym just workin' on his fitness

He's Penner-licious

Anonymous said...

Chopper is by far hotter than Penner. since Chopper was last seasons winner of the hot-off, i think he should be able to win this one.

megan said...

penner.

Andrea said...

Moreau

chicklawierdo said...

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-Penner.....
haha fooled you didnt I? You thought I was going to vote for Moreau, which i would have done, but...im not in an Ethany-mood tonight.

jennvolio said...

i love moreau, but imma pick Penner because it rhymes with Hemmer....
and because i find him kinda pretty...

allan said...

There's no question that it's Moreau.

grace said...

Penner. He's played more games than Moreau has in the past year and change. And he doesn't punch like a girl.

pennersquee said...

pennerrrrrrrrr

sweet_pea said...

Ethan!
Penner is a fat-ass.

Ilikefatasses said...

Penner and his fat ass can do me any time.

Finny said...

wow am I late, and I know my vote no longer counts... but Penner. But there's more to it than just prettyness.