10 November 2007

Quarter Finals!

Slowly but surely, we're making our way toward the championship battle in the 2007 Hot-Off. As we close in on the Finals, the competition is getting more and more fierce. And by fierce, I mean like Tyra Banks, not like Tatiana the tiger.

In round 1 of the quarter-finals, we have Hemsky versus Brodziak. Which is sexier: neck-scars, or black eyes? VOTE NOW.












He might be a favorite of the ladies at Hot-Oil, but he's not your favorite. The Rod has been defeated.

Hemsky wins.

72 comments:

Alana said...

Black eyes are HOT. Brodziak.

allan said...

Kyle needs to grow his hair back. He looks spectacular in that picture.

Scarlett said...

I'll take the danglin' Hemsky!!!

Bethany said...

Brodziak!! I love tough guys.

Loxy said...

The Rod.

I feel like a lot of the word verification words are Japanese foods lately.. ikitazi?

Fraiettae said...

Hemsky, hes soo sexy!

rachel said...

Hot-rodziak ftw!

amy said...

Brodzilla!

T. said...

As much as on-ice Hemsky is sexy as hell and can make even grown men fan their faces in awe... for overall hotness Brodziak's got it! He's going to be very pretty for a long time... Paul Coffey pretty. Classic.

Lowetide said...

Hemsky has a scar from a bar fight. In the male world, that ranks pretty high on the list, just behind killing a bear with a pocket knife and drinking 20 beer.

Hemsky is the new Chuck Norris. Hemsky's skate blades hydroplane, Hemsky's passes leave butter in their tracks.

Ladies, I have always respected your opinions on this issue because, well, what the hell do I know on this subject?

But, like, the guy has a SCAR!

d said...

Brod.

Lady_Byng said...

Ales. His czech accent makes him hotter.

Kirsten said...

Brodziak

chicklawierdo said...

pffft, hemsky for sure!
His amazing skill and talent is such a turn on!

jennvolio said...

He has a neck scar, a czech accent, he's an assistant captain, and he gallops as he skates, like a knight in shining armor...
honestly girls, this one is a
no-brainer.

Hemsky please :)

Lord Bob said...

Kyle Brodziak seems like he'd see you at the bar, you'd have a few drinks, you'd go to his place, and you'd leave the next morning content but nothing more.

Ales Hemsky seems like he'd be sitting at the bar by himself, perfectly comfortable in his own presense, before chatting you up in the most charming, affable way possible, the liquor taking a back seat, and before you know it you're glancing at his alarm clock as the sweat pours down your forehead and it says that it's 12:45 in the afternoon, and you realise that buzzing wasn't actually your nerves exploding from orgasmic pleasure but your cell phone on vibrate with your boss asking you where the fuck you are.

Hemsky it is.

Saara said...

Hemsky is ever so dreamy and he can take me home anytime.

Jennifer said...

Hemmer!

Anonymous said...

Hemmmerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

grace said...

Ales Hemsky.

Takes a beating and keeps on ticking.

Our little engine that could.

Kristy said...

My vote goes to Ales Hemsky..he's awsome

kariiii said...

dayummmm hemsky is so fine
Id take Hemsky and his neck scars over brodziak and his black eye
.. ANYDAY
<3

kimberly said...

brodziak!!

W said...

hemsky.

nicole said...

omg hemsky is SO gorgeous

Lisa said...

kb is a HOTTIE

Anonymous said...

HEMSKY to the Nth degree!

mandy said...

100% Hemsky! No contest.

Ronnie said...

Hemsky everytime!!!!

Jaime said...

it's hemmer time.

Lollipop said...

Wow lord bob makes a good case for Hemmer but I have to go with Hot-rodziak.

court said...

BRODZIAK. Cuz, daaaayum -- he's legitimately HOT.

melm.. said...

Based on his amazing hockey skills and his awesome accent...Hemsky!!

Elena said...

Hemsky is so smooth he would have you naked, wet, and in his shower just by asking if you wanted to come swim in his pool, but actually pool means bathtub and swim means have sex.

kim said...

Brodziak is the clear winner if we're talking looks and only looks... ;)

Priscilla said...

Hemmer is the man!

Steph said...

No one beats Hemmer.

Katie Fitz said...

Brodziak, oh yes.

grease trap said...

hemsky, for all the uncomfortable reasons stated above.

Shannon said...

I don't find either of them attractive, but I guess Brodziak.

sally said...

Ales!

julia said...

a l e s hemsky

Lizzie said...

Sure Hemsky looks 12 years old, but I don't care. His skillz makes him hot!

Lindsay said...

Hemsky, even more so after what Lord Bob said.

Aminah said...

Now are we going strictly on these photos or the boys in general? Cause I prefer pre-face smashed Hemsky over the black-eyed Brodziak in this set.... However, in general I do prefer Kyle "the Gongshow" Brodziak.

I vote Gongshow all the way!

tanja said...

You people are insane...it's got to be Brodziak!

Sydney said...

Brodziak even though Hemsky is my favourite Oilers player right now.

C.G.A said...

i was confused on who to vote for, but after lord bob and elena's compelling reasons....im gonna have to vote for hemsky...who i will never look at the same way again. :P

_tropicana_ said...

NO ONE beats Hemsky.

and besides, neck scars are hot.

Aleera said...

i agree with the comments above....hemsky seems like he'd be more satisfying in bed.
I vote for Ales.

lyliloo said...

Hemsky!

terrie said...

I am going to have to remain loyal to my true love Hemsky.

She said...

Hemsky. Anyone who gets both lowetide and lord bob that twitterpated has got to be the man.

megan said...

hemsky!

blue_sweats said...

I vote for Hemsky

green coat rack said...

awesome, looks like hemmers gonna win!
so ill vote for him anyways.

Hemmer for the win!

shower.curtain said...

my vote belongs to hemsky,
*sigh*
he's so dreamy

Julian said...

i have a black eye right now, courtesy of a high stick. Brodziak.


Plus, he's slightly hotter than Hemsky.

Keegan said...

I am sure he could release his own brand of sex toys; The Hemmer!
Beyond that long reaching grasp at a joke I will go with Hemsky for me vote.

Annie said...

Hot-rodziak for certain :) A black eye is way hotter.

brittany said...

Brodziak can grow facial hair, so he wins.

Dayna said...

It's all about Ales after tonights shootout win. What a turn on

Jane said...

Slick move from Hemsky, wow.
Gotta be Ales, hot goal, hot player.

Aminah said...

Some of these votes make me laugh out loud in my very corporate very quiet office where I'm pretty sure laughter is outlawed and if they knew Hot Oil was still accessible they'd shun me and block the site.

some girl said...

brodziak

dstaples said...

Hemsky seems like a nice enough kid, and this is a really flattering photo of him, but Brodziak has somewhat better bone structure, symmetry and colouring, not to mention the dark eyes.

Brodziak.

huzzah said...

Hemsky please and thank you.

tia said...

watching ales hemsky handle a puck turns me on. so hemmer it is.

IceDragoon said...

Kyle is certainly hot, and has been my dark horse since he was drafted...

But, Hemsky is super sexy. My husband is ever so thankful when Hemmer turns me on with his sickly slick plays.

Ales... oh, my...

;-D

Louise

Aminah said...

Congratulations ladies on making it into the Edmonton Journal today! :)

wildchild said...

Seriously??

http://209.85.48.9/889/77/upload/p4173336.jpg

You're telling me ^that^ is less hot than the appalachian chick?

I give up.

amy said...

No kidding. I didn't even think Hemsky could compare to Brodziak.

Brtodzilla is perfect in my eyes.