Daniel Tjarnqvist! Because quasi-Lokomotiv Igor Ulanov happens to be (loosely?) tied to the Russian Super League team that is (loosely) tied to the Oilers, I have many excuses to write about them on hockey blogs that people actually still read.
Yes, it's the ever hot inflamed-pubic-bone-turned-sports-hernia himself. Tjarnqvist, part of the easily forgettable duo of former Oilers defencemen from Sweden that I call "Tjarnstrom," signed with Lokomotiv Yaroslavl some time ago. He has played 18 games for the club, with one goal and two assists.
If this picture had been floating around during last year's Hot Off, he would have made it to the finals for sure. No nasty business here!