All is not lost!

Thanks to an anonymous commenter's tip, it's come to my attention that the dreamy Kyle Brodziak has been recalled to replace that good-for-nothing Petr Nedved! Brodziak's been having a sweet season, with a +11 and career-high scoring. I'm under no illusions that he'll pull the Oilers' season out of the toilet, but at least we'll have some eye candy to help us through the last few weeks. RAWR!