Posted by Loxy

DAY 3: Maybe the first battle where one person doesn't take all the votes?


I'm sure you have no idea who these four guys are... I sure as hell had to do research to ensure the pictures matched the names and the names matched the Oilers prospects.

Top Left: Carl Corrazini
He had a blog for the Grand Rapids Griffins. He misses being away from his wife. That's where I stopped reading it.

Top Right: Chris Vande Velde
There was an interview with him on HF. Nothing interesting in there.

Bottom Left: Cody Wild
Not only is the photoshop job to black out the background a little cheesy, but so is the fact that he kinda looks like Dustin Diamond. Sorry kid.

Bottom Right: Colin McDonald
I really have a jonesing for an Arch Deluxe. I know McDonalds hasn't made them in like ten years, but that peppered round piece of bacon? Mmm...


Vande Velde takes it!

Comments

T. said…
I had to go with "Speed is sexy" and vote for McDonald. He's fast!!
1:29 PM
Lord Bob said…
Corrazini gets my vote. Not because he's hot, but because none of them are hot and Corrazini narrowly edged out Wild in the "best hockey name" category.
3:57 PM
DMFB said…
Vande Velde. Though I think you're being unfair to Cody Wild.
7:06 PM
Lowetide said…
Hemsky. WHY are we even doing this? Hemsky, Hemsky, Hemsky.

For this group, I'll say McDonald. They all look a little too well cared for by their parents (except Corazzini who is clearly a little older) but Wild looks like Horcoff's paperboy and VandeVelde has that "static cling" look I boasted in high school.
8:06 PM
Anonymous said…
Hmmmmm....this is a much tougher choice....but I'll have to go with the only one wearing an Oilers jersey. Now that's hot! Colin McDonald.
8:44 PM
Loxy said…
If Hemsky wins this thing again, I'm done with hot offs.

He is a man-boy! A MAN-BOY!
9:40 PM
Loxy said…
(a very slick hockey player)

BUT A MAN-BOY!
9:40 PM
Lowetide said…
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
9:56 PM
Lord Bob said…
As a slick man-boy myself, I naturally have sympathy for Hemmer.
11:28 PM
dstaples said…
Corrazini, I suppose. At least he looks like an adult.

Now, I'm sure my wife would say he's not the kind of guy you would want to have a daughter with, what with his big chin and all, but she can make her own vote.
2:02 AM
dstaples said…
And Vande Velde's hair is magnetically attracted to the moon.
2:05 AM
mudwoman1326 said…
I've met Corrazini and wife aside, he is just about the nicest man you will ever meet. I wish he were still playing in Hershey, dammit.
9:41 AM
Bethany said…
I went with Chris Vande Velde...I don't know why, he was the only one I was partially attracted to.
2:17 PM
Anonymous said…
Mcdonald is hotter than the rest. Maybe it's because he is further away in the picture. The upclose photos are a little scary.
5:27 PM
doritogrande said…
Cody Wild, because he's obviously the illegitimate son of Shawn Horcoff.

And that's hot.
8:08 PM
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