I had to go with "Speed is sexy" and vote for McDonald. He's fast!!
Corrazini gets my vote. Not because he's hot, but because none of them are hot and Corrazini narrowly edged out Wild in the "best hockey name" category.
Vande Velde. Though I think you're being unfair to Cody Wild.
Hemsky. WHY are we even doing this? Hemsky, Hemsky, Hemsky. For this group, I'll say McDonald. They all look a little too well cared for by their parents (except Corazzini who is clearly a little older) but Wild looks like Horcoff's paperboy and VandeVelde has that "static cling" look I boasted in high school.
Hmmmmm....this is a much tougher choice....but I'll have to go with the only one wearing an Oilers jersey. Now that's hot! Colin McDonald.
If Hemsky wins this thing again, I'm done with hot offs. He is a man-boy! A MAN-BOY!
(a very slick hockey player)BUT A MAN-BOY!
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
As a slick man-boy myself, I naturally have sympathy for Hemmer.
Corrazini, I suppose. At least he looks like an adult. Now, I'm sure my wife would say he's not the kind of guy you would want to have a daughter with, what with his big chin and all, but she can make her own vote.
And Vande Velde's hair is magnetically attracted to the moon.
I've met Corrazini and wife aside, he is just about the nicest man you will ever meet. I wish he were still playing in Hershey, dammit.
I went with Chris Vande Velde...I don't know why, he was the only one I was partially attracted to.
Mcdonald is hotter than the rest. Maybe it's because he is further away in the picture. The upclose photos are a little scary.
Cody Wild, because he's obviously the illegitimate son of Shawn Horcoff.And that's hot.
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