DAY 3: Maybe the first battle where one person doesn't take all the votes?


I'm sure you have no idea who these four guys are... I sure as hell had to do research to ensure the pictures matched the names and the names matched the Oilers prospects.

Top Left: Carl Corrazini
He had a blog for the Grand Rapids Griffins. He misses being away from his wife. That's where I stopped reading it.

Top Right: Chris Vande Velde
There was an interview with him on HF. Nothing interesting in there.

Bottom Left: Cody Wild
Not only is the photoshop job to black out the background a little cheesy, but so is the fact that he kinda looks like Dustin Diamond. Sorry kid.

Bottom Right: Colin McDonald
I really have a jonesing for an Arch Deluxe. I know McDonalds hasn't made them in like ten years, but that peppered round piece of bacon? Mmm...


Vande Velde takes it!

Comments

T. said…
I had to go with "Speed is sexy" and vote for McDonald. He's fast!!
Lord Bob said…
Corrazini gets my vote. Not because he's hot, but because none of them are hot and Corrazini narrowly edged out Wild in the "best hockey name" category.
DMFB said…
Vande Velde. Though I think you're being unfair to Cody Wild.
Lowetide said…
Hemsky. WHY are we even doing this? Hemsky, Hemsky, Hemsky.

For this group, I'll say McDonald. They all look a little too well cared for by their parents (except Corazzini who is clearly a little older) but Wild looks like Horcoff's paperboy and VandeVelde has that "static cling" look I boasted in high school.
Anonymous said…
Hmmmmm....this is a much tougher choice....but I'll have to go with the only one wearing an Oilers jersey. Now that's hot! Colin McDonald.
Loxy said…
If Hemsky wins this thing again, I'm done with hot offs.

He is a man-boy! A MAN-BOY!
Loxy said…
(a very slick hockey player)

BUT A MAN-BOY!
Lowetide said…
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Lord Bob said…
As a slick man-boy myself, I naturally have sympathy for Hemmer.
dstaples said…
Corrazini, I suppose. At least he looks like an adult.

Now, I'm sure my wife would say he's not the kind of guy you would want to have a daughter with, what with his big chin and all, but she can make her own vote.
dstaples said…
And Vande Velde's hair is magnetically attracted to the moon.
mudwoman1326 said…
I've met Corrazini and wife aside, he is just about the nicest man you will ever meet. I wish he were still playing in Hershey, dammit.
Bethany said…
I went with Chris Vande Velde...I don't know why, he was the only one I was partially attracted to.
Anonymous said…
Mcdonald is hotter than the rest. Maybe it's because he is further away in the picture. The upclose photos are a little scary.
doritogrande said…
Cody Wild, because he's obviously the illegitimate son of Shawn Horcoff.

And that's hot.

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