Day 5: The Stud versus the Dessert
Welcome to Day 5 of the 2008 Hot-Off! We've got four competitors in this bracket, but let's be honest: real estate salesman Paukovich and meathead-esque JFJ don't have a chance. This is a battle between Jason "Studwick" Strudwick and Gilbert "Creme" Brule.
Strudwick is Edmonton-born, can grow a kickass moustache, is willing to rock out to Bon Jovi, and likes to spaz.

Brule is also Edmonton-born, pronounces his name "Jill-bear," has dreamy eyes, and the XBox version of him can do nifty tricks.

Here are those other two clowns, if neither of the above rock your boat:
Geoff Paukovich

Jean-Francois Jacques

46% STUDWICK!! 43% BRULE!!
Strudwick is Edmonton-born, can grow a kickass moustache, is willing to rock out to Bon Jovi, and likes to spaz.

Brule is also Edmonton-born, pronounces his name "Jill-bear," has dreamy eyes, and the XBox version of him can do nifty tricks.

Here are those other two clowns, if neither of the above rock your boat:
Geoff Paukovich

Jean-Francois Jacques

46% STUDWICK!! 43% BRULE!!
Comments
Then I noticed that my vote gave him a total of one!
Still!
I'm all about the fauxhawk. Mmmmm, real French.