Why should you vote for each of these dudes?
Robert Nilsson: Because you're a gay man or overly European.
Robbie Schremp: Because you have a heart that beats, eyes that see and an insatiable hunger to find out what picture I could possibly reveal in the next round.
Robby Dee: Because you love bad music and you assume that he must be a radio DJ counting down your top-40 hits.
Ryan O'Marra: Because you believe in education. (And maybe you're secretly hoping he eventually makes it against all odds at this point.)