Now that we've ditched those squares Simpson and Arnott, we're one step closer to selecting the hottest one-time Oiler EVAR. The remaining competition is stiff:
Bill Ranford vs. Craig MacT
I couldn't find a good recent picture of Ranford, but he's definitely puffier than he was in his grandstanding heyday. MacT, on the other hand, shows no signs of middle-age bloat. Think hard: ARE YOU FOR OR AGAINST WATER RETENTION?
Dave Semenko vs. Doug Weight
Battle of the autographed pictures! Semenko pretended to punch Mohammad Ali! Weight wrote some stuff! Semenko's signature has a swirly 'S'! Weight's has a fancy 'D'! WHICH IS AWESOMER?
Jari Kurri vs. Jason Smith
Skirts or awful third jerseys? YOU DECIDE WHICH IS HOTTER!
Paul Coffey vs. Wayne Gretzky
Coffey can grow stubble. Gretz can't. PLEASE INFORM US OF YOUR PREFERENCE.
Historical Hot-Off, Round 3!
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