01 December 2007

Last Round of the Quarter Final!

Evidence that we have slipped into Bizarro Oil Country:

1) The Oil pulled a win out of their asses last night to defeat that douche CFP.
2) Moreau's wingman Staios managed to beat reasonably-attractive Marty Reasoner in the Hot-Off.

Me am not ready to end this week's ugly-contest!

Hockey-player-Souray am in perfect health and am have excellent minus-rating! Do not vote against Souray!

Hockey-player-Torres am not half-alive and am not unperplexed none of the time. Do not vote against Torres!

SOURAY LOSES!

41 comments:

Alana said...

Me am not vote against Souray!

amy said...

Shelly!

Ida said...

I'm gonna go ahead and vote for Sheldon, even though I'm still friggen' excited that Stevie won! :P

T. said...

Raffi is my favourite Oiler player. I know I know...

But let's be real here... Souray is hotter than hot, even with the bizarro world shoulder. Saw him up close the other day and wow, just wow.

I just had a thought - maybe on the Oilers fragility is genetically connected to hotness?

tatjana said...

I never thought of myself as liking the pretty, fragile type, but...

Sheldon.

Loxy said...

Souray.

You Staios-supporting sons of bitches.

Lord Bob said...

I don't know. On one hand, Souray is hot. On the other hand, Torres seems like he'd be more fun at a party, if you know what I'm getting at.

I guess I'll take Sheldon, but that's just because he's richer so he could buy me nice things when we go out. "Mr. Lord Bob Souray"... siiiiiigh...

Lollipop said...

I love Raffi but Sheldon is hot. I vote for Sheldon.

Lowetide said...

Wow. Marty going down. That's news.

Souray. No contest. I don't want him to win, but we're not blind. That woman he was married to is top drawer, so he must be able to complete a sentence and meet the parents.

d said...

I can't believe Marty lost.

Sheldon.

Kirsten said...

Souray

Andrea said...

Souray

Mattando said...

Souray.

lyliloo said...

WTF at Staios beating Marty! That's just not right.

Anyways, i vote for Souray cause i really hate that line of facial hair Raffi has. It makes me want to punch him in the face...

Bethany said...

Souray

Julian said...

The way I figure these is, if I had to have either of these men's faces instead of my own, who would I rather have? In this case, Souray's facial hair is far classier and better than Raffi's.

Souray's got my vote.

Lady_Byng said...

I have loved Raffi since his 1st game with the Oilers, but I have loved Sheldon for just as long when he played for the Canadiens.
Raffi rocks his own unquie look, but Sheldon is so hot he could probably melt ice with his sexy gaze.
SHELDON FTW!

I agree Loxy and lyliloo, how does Marty lose to Staios?! I never knew so many ppl thought Staios was hot .....

jenni said...

This is not even fair. Souray OBVIOUSLY!

dstaples said...

Raffi Torres has got Marty Feldman eyes, which some people might find attractive, but, me, not so much.

Souray gets my vote.

Scarlett said...

Staios won? We are in bizarro land.

Gotta vote for Souray....he makes me very "happy" several times a week! :)

Katie Fitz said...

Souray.

P.S. I voted Steve!

sally said...

Staios winning that round isn't any weirder than Roloson actually making it to the finals last season.

Anyways, my vote goes to Souray.

tatjana said...

I must note that while I did and do vote for Souray, in this picture he looks like he's in Depeche Mode. Which is not that hot to me at all. How did Staois win? Did someone get out the Macedonian vote?

Shannon said...

Souray all the way!!!

K8 said...

Ummmm...what's with Raf and his crazy bug-eyed look lately? Everytime we score (so, like 9 times since Friday), he gets this crazed, "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" look in his eyes? WTF?

Anyway, Sheldon, duh.

Aminah said...

Oh c'mon! I'm not a fan of the bug eyes nor all the stories I've heard about 14 year old waitresses...

Sheldon for the win!

*goes back into her corner and sulks over Marty's loss.

Saara said...

Souray is hot!!

marriedtotheoil said...

I have to vote for Crazy Eyes Torres. C'monn, the man can move pucks with his mind!

heed said...

torres held the door for me at the dry cleaners last year.

souray blew past me on QE2 in his mercedes thereby making me feel like "less of a man".

therefore torres. okay you got me, i am also deathly afraid of torres and his buggy eyes.

Anonymous said...

Come on now people, as if this is even close to a fair fight!

Souray. Beautiful, beautiful Souray.

heed said...

Come on now people, as if this is even close to a fair fight!

Souray. Beautiful, beautiful Souray.


that's my wife. one more reason for my intitial vote.

IceDragoon said...

You Staios-supporting sons of bitches.

Hear, hear.

How did Staois win? Did someone get out the Macedonian vote?

Hmmm... Follow the money.

Wait, there's a hitch in that logic.
Survey says... many ovulating women voters.

Follow the bitterness.

Sorry, ladies.
:-)

Meh...
Souray can keep up in a conversation.
+1

Annie said...

Torres - Sourray is too pretty. We're looking for 'hot'. :)

Jenny said...

My vote goes to Seldom Sturdy Sheldon Sorry

uni said...

Since Raffi got rid of that landing strip, and he's a crazy basterd, can skate, is funny, and well...I feel bad for him since this is a Souray landslide anyway; I vote Torres.

How funny is it that the finals for the current Oilers roster Hot-Off (sans Ulanov Emeritus) may come down to 2 players who've had wonky shoulder injuries and can't even boast 7 games between them in the last year and a half in Oiler threads?

Anonymous said...

Souray is a gorgeous man. I especially like his eyes. However when he was on HNIC's "After Hours" I kept noticing his hands. They're massive! *ahem* Add all that to a voice that can send tingles down my spine, and it's so easy for me to vote Souray.
RoliLover

wildchild said...

At first glance, Souray looked to be holding a man-purse instead of a hockey stick, which makes sense, really -- not getting a whole lot of use out of a hockey stick lately.

I vote Torres. I like 'em crazy. ;)

the weaz said...

Someone should have photoshopped lazer beams from Raffi's eyes to that puck.

Raffi - even though it looks like it's a lost cause.

Santa Merda said...

Souray.

Chantelle said...

Sheldon. Why did Raffi get so far? He scares me.

uni said...

Sheldon. Why did Raffi get so far? He scares me.

Isn't it obvious...we were afraid of what would happen if we didn't vote for him.