Last Round of the Quarter Final!
Evidence that we have slipped into Bizarro Oil Country:
1) The Oil pulled a win out of their asses last night to defeat that douche CFP.
2) Moreau's wingman Staios managed to beat reasonably-attractive Marty Reasoner in the Hot-Off.
Me am not ready to end this week's ugly-contest!
Hockey-player-Souray am in perfect health and am have excellent minus-rating! Do not vote against Souray!
Hockey-player-Torres am not half-alive and am not unperplexed none of the time. Do not vote against Torres!
SOURAY LOSES!
1) The Oil pulled a win out of their asses last night to defeat that douche CFP.
2) Moreau's wingman Staios managed to beat reasonably-attractive Marty Reasoner in the Hot-Off.
Me am not ready to end this week's ugly-contest!
Hockey-player-Souray am in perfect health and am have excellent minus-rating! Do not vote against Souray!
Hockey-player-Torres am not half-alive and am not unperplexed none of the time. Do not vote against Torres!SOURAY LOSES!
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But let's be real here... Souray is hotter than hot, even with the bizarro world shoulder. Saw him up close the other day and wow, just wow.
I just had a thought - maybe on the Oilers fragility is genetically connected to hotness?
Sheldon.
You Staios-supporting sons of bitches.
I guess I'll take Sheldon, but that's just because he's richer so he could buy me nice things when we go out. "Mr. Lord Bob Souray"... siiiiiigh...
Souray. No contest. I don't want him to win, but we're not blind. That woman he was married to is top drawer, so he must be able to complete a sentence and meet the parents.
Sheldon.
Anyways, i vote for Souray cause i really hate that line of facial hair Raffi has. It makes me want to punch him in the face...
Souray's got my vote.
Raffi rocks his own unquie look, but Sheldon is so hot he could probably melt ice with his sexy gaze.
SHELDON FTW!
I agree Loxy and lyliloo, how does Marty lose to Staios?! I never knew so many ppl thought Staios was hot .....
Souray gets my vote.
Gotta vote for Souray....he makes me very "happy" several times a week! :)
P.S. I voted Steve!
Anyways, my vote goes to Souray.
Anyway, Sheldon, duh.
Sheldon for the win!
*goes back into her corner and sulks over Marty's loss.
souray blew past me on QE2 in his mercedes thereby making me feel like "less of a man".
therefore torres. okay you got me, i am also deathly afraid of torres and his buggy eyes.
Souray. Beautiful, beautiful Souray.
Souray. Beautiful, beautiful Souray.
that's my wife. one more reason for my intitial vote.
Hear, hear.
How did Staois win? Did someone get out the Macedonian vote?
Hmmm... Follow the money.
Wait, there's a hitch in that logic.
Survey says... many ovulating women voters.
Follow the bitterness.
Sorry, ladies.
:-)
Meh...
Souray can keep up in a conversation.
+1
How funny is it that the finals for the current Oilers roster Hot-Off (sans Ulanov Emeritus) may come down to 2 players who've had wonky shoulder injuries and can't even boast 7 games between them in the last year and a half in Oiler threads?
RoliLover
I vote Torres. I like 'em crazy. ;)
Raffi - even though it looks like it's a lost cause.
Isn't it obvious...we were afraid of what would happen if we didn't vote for him.