05 January 2008

Sirs and Ladysirs - Hot Oil Presents your 2007 Hot-Off Champion

A 12-year-old boy who goes by the name Ales. You pervs.

Here's your certificate, Hemmer. Feel free to print it off and hang it in your locker beside your Linkin Park poster:


There will be no prize package this year because I suspect that the Oilers mailman is a thief. Either that or Ethan Moreau is an ungrateful bastard, which is unthinkable.

I'd also like to point out that Moreau re-entered the lineup and Hemsky got injured immediately after Hemsky's Hot-Off victory became apparent. Coincidence?

The curse of the Hot-Off is real, y'all. Next year vote for Stortini.

12 comments:

teamcanada said...

Ales Hemsky is beautiful. He deserves at least his certificate of hotness mailed to him.
Also, I like Storts. He tries real hard and is a nice guy. :)

lyliloo said...

Ales is pretty. i like him even more now that he has teeth and I don't mind that he looks young.. i like 'em young. LOL

You should definitely send him the certificate though. i bet he'd frame it and put it above his bed..

amy said...

yuck..

Lowetide said...

I'm astounded by the reaction to Ales' clear and pleasant victory. Here's a guy who personifies the phrase "beauty player", has a scar from a bar fight (probably over a girl), and he's 20-something.

There's no doubt in my mind Hemmer won this thing fair and square, and not sending him the "package" will only seem more bizarre when he wins it again next year.

On a final note, those of us who always felt Hemsky would win a major award are thrilled his first one is something more worthy than the "Lady Byng."

Congrats Ales, I'm certain you'll be adding a Conn Smythe to the mantle before you turn 30.

Randie said...

yes he may ahve gotten injured when the voting came out but when you posted to certificate, the same night he came back to play!!!! there has to be something good there!

d said...

Ales deserves to get his certificate and package. 'Tis only fair.

Scarlett said...

Yes he needs to get his certificate and hot tamale candy! He's definitely a deserving winner! Many of us thinks he is hot (and please, use an updated photo, come on!!)!

Andy Grabia said...

I still can't believe he won, but he deserves the same treatment as last year's winner.

Kirsten said...

Ew. I can't believe he won. I quite.

evita said...

GOOOO HEMMER :) :)
good game tonight.
I'm so glad he's playing again, and he looks as cute as ever with his new teeth and his new found confidence.

Anonymous said...

He's over 18, he's not a boy - he's a MAN! And he is certifiably HOT. Now give the man his certificate, as for the "package" ..heh ..

unrehearsed said...

Maybe Gene Principe will do a special on Ales receiving his Hot Off Winner Package as part of the PPV? :D