12 April 2007

Breaking News: Lupul Not So Dreamy


So the Oilers cleaned out their lockers on Monday or, in Lupul's case, packed up the mountain of balled-up hockey tape that had been thrown at him in disgust throughout the season. Nice garbage bag, douche. Hilariously, MacT has no qualms about calling ol' dreamy eyes a failure. Twice.

In other news, Stoll's head is still aping a watermelon dropped from the fifth floor. He doesn't think the injury is career ending, but he also doesn't have an M.D.

In other other news, Schremp is boring!

P.S. The Wings are leading the Flames 4-0 right now and I can't stop smiling. Calgary's defence couldn't be worse if it were made up entirely of cloned Toby Petersons. Also, I laugh a little every time I see Hasek's mask because it looks like the one I wore in bunnies. Get a real mask, you clown!

9 comments:

She said...

Calgary's defence couldn't be worse if it were made up entirely of cloned Toby Petersons.

I think the Tobies would done slightly better. Less time in the penalty box, anyhow.

Lowetide said...

Cloned Toby Petersens. That's just funny on its own.

Black Dog said...

Hopefully Cal Nicholls doesn't read this blog - he might see that Petersen line and get some ideas.

Anything to save a buck!

mike w said...

Funny how un-dreamy these dudes are when THEY ARE TOTAL LOSERS, statistically-speaking of course.

Alana said...

It's true. Dreaminess is inversely related to TERRIBLE HOCKEY.

Katie O'D said...

When I think dreamy eyes, I think Horc, because he doesn't suck.

The dreamiest thing in that was MacT. It's funny how calling Joff a failure (twice) can suddenly make someone so irresistible...

Loxy said...

Dreamy eyes Horc?

Yeah, if eyes that are independent of each other are dreamy.

James said...

Katie loves her hard luck men. Or works in progress if you want to be positive about it.

Shawn said...

Don't diss Castlegar's dream boat!