16 February 2007

For: The Prez

(Stolen from HFBoards - To the Tune of Justin Timberlake's SexyBack)

I'm bringing Igor back (yeah)
Them other D-men are a bunch of hacks (yeah)
Igor makes up for the things they lack (yeah)
For stopping goals he just has a knack (yeah)
Take it to the net

Dirty D
You can't make passes
Igor, save us please
We need your Russian styles, KGB
It's just that no one here can play hockey
Take it to the corners

Jason Smith
Go ahead, be gone with him
Steve Staios
Go ahead, be gone with him
M-A Berge
Go ahead, be gone with him
Ladislav Smid
Go ahead, be gone with him
Let us see Igor on the ice
Go ahead, be gone with them
I wouldn't think twice
Go ahead, be gone with them
Igor's pissed
Go ahead, be gone with them
No more Tjarnqvist
Go ahead, be gone with them

They just really suck
Go ahead, be gone with them
(4x)

We're bringing Igor back (yeah)
The Western Conference won't know how to act (yeah)
He scored two goals one game, and that ain't whack (yeah)
With Ulanov we'd sure get back on track (yeah)

(Bridge)

(Chorus)

I'm bringing Igor back (yeah)
He hits, he scores, and fights like Wade Belak (yeah)
Cherry loves him, just ask Ronnie Mac (yeah)
Cos' Igor's kickin' ass and that's a fact (yeah)

(Chorus)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well written loxy!

alana, you should check out http://www2.sportsnet.ca/video/latest/20070216_Captain_Canada_joins_Hockeycentral
and see who the terrible cameraman is.

Alana said...

anonymous, that is adorable!

Anonymous said...

M-A Berge, go ahead be gone with him.........


GONE BABY GONE!

No more berge.