06 February 2007

Breaking News!

Following a roller-coaster of exhilerating highs, devestating lows, and general indifference, the Hot Oil Oilogosphere Hot-Off has come to a close! Over the past few weeks we've seen puppies, kittens, Jesus, and what puts the Pleasure in Motors. Blinded by all of this rad-tastic-ness, the masses collectively said "...meh." But this makes it all worth it!

Chris! has conceded victory to Mike W, based on the strength of his Championship Round entry. I can't say I blame Chris, as the awesomeness of what you are about to see cannot be disputed:



CONGRATULATIONS MIKE! YOU ARE THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE OILOGOSPHERE!

Your prize will be dispensed shortly.

33 comments:

allan said...

Stupid firewall. I can't watch this mind-blowing entry until I get home. It's going to be a long afternoon in anticipation.

allan said...

Is the prize more nude photos of PM?

Chris! said...

Jesus, that's fantastic, Mikey. Ever since we first met in high school, I knew that, someday, you'd best me in an online Oiler fans hotness competition.

Well done, sir. Well done.

Black Dog said...

A deserving winner.

Classic.

Margee said...

Do you need monetary contributions for the prize? I'm moved to give after seeing that.

In fact, I may be ruined for other men forever.

lowetide said...

Wow. Just Wow. As a fan I'm impressed. As a parent, I wouuld very much like you to do your dishes immediately.

Either way, outstanding. My favorite part (easily) was the laugh at the kitchen table.

Alana said...

I've watched this video, like, 20 times -- I can't get enough of it. My favourite part is the loving stroking of the Coffey card. hee!

mike w said...

Garsh.

Thanks, guys. I figured I had to go nuclear against Chris' lantern-jawed, broad shouldered good looks through my own sheer will of vanity.

Clearly, I have to much time on my hands.

Anonymous said...

Oh geez, I'm just putting 2 & 2 together and realizing that 'mike w' is the one and only Mike Winters of Panelled Heat fame. I take back everything bad I ever said about you. You were so funny when I was 21. I still think that the Phil Kessel comment was in poor taste, but congrats on your much deserved win. You are the Marty Reasoner of hockey bloggers - not great, but we keep coming back. And very attractive.

Garnet said...

"You were so funny when I was 21."

Words to make your heart soar, Mike. Congrats.

stanley said...

Great stuff!! That's like hitting a snowball with a baseball bat.

*PIFF* Game over.

Now, on to the FEMALE version of the HOT OFF!! I say Chris! and mike w should operate it. Who's with me??

Loxy said...

The female hot-off already happened. The three top performers were chosen to make this blog.

And to Mike W, well done, sir, well done.

Showerhead said...

Wow, fantastic video.

I think the question on everybody's mind is...

What did your Oiler-date say to make you giggle so?

(and if he doesn't answer, then I think we should take turns captioning that moment in Oilogosphere history)

Dominique said...

Sweet mother of Jesus, I think I'm in love. Ha ha ha ha, seriously, that made my day...nay, my week.

Katie O'D said...

My sister(hearing strange music coming from my computer): Katie, are you watching porn?
Me: Uh...not quite.
Her(seeing the video): Do you know this guy?
Me: Nope. But I really should. This is amazing.
Her: ....god you're creepy.

Thanks, Mike!

pickles said...

oh mike (wiping tear from eye), i needed this. you see, i just watched the oilers/nucks game and was quite saddened by the outcome. but you, young man, have managed to salvage a crumb of goodness out of this night. moose was always my favorite but i can understand the coffey man-crush -- such a lovely skater. and good hair, too.

congrats, young man. i hear they sent moreau a certificate and some hot tamales so you can look forward to that.

Andy said...

I can't get it to work. It keeps stopping with 47 seconds left. Eeery number to stop on too, considering the jersey Mike owns.

PPP said...

Wow. W-O-W. There are no other words.

Rachael said...

Even though it could never top this, I still would like to see what Chris! was going to submit :)

Black Dog said...

So, the question is, what made Mike laugh?

Perhaps we can ask for submissions?

Based on the Oilers' play of late we may need another diversion.

Julian said...

Oh god, I think I have a crush on Mike W. now.

And I'd bet Mr. Paper Coffey told Mike a fantasticaly witty story about Messier, the Stanley Cup, and a group of strippers.

Black Dog said...

actually I think it was paper Kevin Lowe telling Mike he was going to trade for a puck moving dman

Lord Bob said...

Belatedly, I am totally onboard for a female hot-off. Especially if Pleasure Motors has a sister. Yowza.

(note: yes, I dredged up that old topic just so I could make a joke about seeing naked chick pics. No, I have no shame.)

Ladysir said...

You're all wrong. It was Paper Bergeron, and he was an absolute gentleman during filming. If you couldn't make out the likeness, his Jersey's signed to prove it.

'nuther andy said...

Oh my goodness gracious sakes! That was downright tight! Congrats on the hands-downedness of that victory.

It was a shyly embarrassed giggle, not quite a laugh, have to say. I wonder what caused it.

Loxy said...

Am I wrong in thinking that Mike looks like a hotter MAB?

Black Dog said...

You are right, Loxy, you are.

Jordi said...

A cat with rabies is hotter than MAB.

That was hilarious. I think the prize should be a thousand valentines cards from secret admirers. Though he's gonna have to do something about paperman.

Anonymous said...

Can someone explain "lazers" as a tag word for this video? I don't know why, but I found it hilarious.

ALSO: Why oh why did you not allow the real-world equivalent of TSN reader comments--youtube comments? I can only imagine the gems we are missing out on.

Lord Bob said...

Hold on, is Loxy actually postulating that Marc-Andre Bergeron is not, in fact, hot? Now who's blaspheming?

Katie O'D said...

When MAB plays decent he's not bad looking, but when he sucks all I see is his nose.

Anonymous said...

I don't get the interspersed "dancing" shots. I suppose I'm just not deep enough to appreciate the artistic vision.

Anonymous said...

In the words of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, "Awesome..FREAKING AWESOME!!"


Seriously Mike, that is a wicked clip.

Dennis