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Following a roller-coaster of exhilerating highs, devestating lows, and general indifference, the Hot Oil Oilogosphere Hot-Off has come to a close! Over the past few weeks we've seen puppies, kittens, Jesus, and what puts the Pleasure in Motors. Blinded by all of this rad-tastic-ness, the masses collectively said "...meh." But this makes it all worth it!
Chris! has conceded victory to Mike W, based on the strength of his Championship Round entry. I can't say I blame Chris, as the awesomeness of what you are about to see cannot be disputed:
CONGRATULATIONS MIKE! YOU ARE THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE OILOGOSPHERE!
Your prize will be dispensed shortly.
Chris! has conceded victory to Mike W, based on the strength of his Championship Round entry. I can't say I blame Chris, as the awesomeness of what you are about to see cannot be disputed:
CONGRATULATIONS MIKE! YOU ARE THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE OILOGOSPHERE!
Your prize will be dispensed shortly.
Comments
Classic.
In fact, I may be ruined for other men forever.
Either way, outstanding. My favorite part (easily) was the laugh at the kitchen table.
Thanks, guys. I figured I had to go nuclear against Chris' lantern-jawed, broad shouldered good looks through my own sheer will of vanity.
Clearly, I have to much time on my hands.
Words to make your heart soar, Mike. Congrats.
*PIFF* Game over.
Now, on to the FEMALE version of the HOT OFF!! I say Chris! and mike w should operate it. Who's with me??
And to Mike W, well done, sir, well done.
I think the question on everybody's mind is...
What did your Oiler-date say to make you giggle so?
(and if he doesn't answer, then I think we should take turns captioning that moment in Oilogosphere history)
Me: Uh...not quite.
Her(seeing the video): Do you know this guy?
Me: Nope. But I really should. This is amazing.
Her: ....god you're creepy.
Thanks, Mike!
congrats, young man. i hear they sent moreau a certificate and some hot tamales so you can look forward to that.
Perhaps we can ask for submissions?
Based on the Oilers' play of late we may need another diversion.
And I'd bet Mr. Paper Coffey told Mike a fantasticaly witty story about Messier, the Stanley Cup, and a group of strippers.
(note: yes, I dredged up that old topic just so I could make a joke about seeing naked chick pics. No, I have no shame.)
It was a shyly embarrassed giggle, not quite a laugh, have to say. I wonder what caused it.
That was hilarious. I think the prize should be a thousand valentines cards from secret admirers. Though he's gonna have to do something about paperman.
ALSO: Why oh why did you not allow the real-world equivalent of TSN reader comments--youtube comments? I can only imagine the gems we are missing out on.
Seriously Mike, that is a wicked clip.
Dennis