20 June 2007

Unrestricted Free Hotness: Columbus Dinner Jackets

Imagine being able to be magically whisked away to Columbus!

...Hi. We're in Columbus.

On the Blueline:

Jamie Pushor
Jamie here is an Southern Alberta boy who just can't seem to leave the farm (team) behind him. And lord knows we do not need another AHL regular within the Oil ranks, no matter how cute he may be. While I do find Mr. Pushor attractive, I hope K.Lo can resist the urge to engage his former Assistant GM in a bidding slap-fight over these here middling hockey skillz.

Anders Eriksson
Sweden-born Eriksson wears turtlenecks and/or neckguards. That's really all you need to know about him.







Bryan Berard
It's because of Bryan Berard that I now know the NHL has a minimum vision requirement of 20/400. That's legally blind! You can insert your own bad McGeough joke here.

Masterson-winner Berard may have only one good eye, but I think his look screams "thug" more than it does "pirate." Too bad, because: Bryan Berarrrrrd! would be worth bringing to Edmonton.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

When will we get to Unrestricted Free Hottness: Edmonton Oilers?

Alana said...

Patience, dear reader. Although we may get there faster than planned if my posts on UFAs from places like Columbus continue to garner about as much interest as Columbus, the city.

Lord Bob said...

As much as I enjoy this blog, Alana, it's harder than you may think for us humble readers to say "all right! Jamie Pushor!"

God damn the Pushor.

Lady_Byng said...

Sweden-born Eriksson wears turtlenecks and/or neckguards. That's really all you need to know about him.

ahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

He looks like a douche, even without the turtleneck.

Berard might be worth a shot. After getting Wade Redden via trade fails.

Anonymous said...

Sorry fellas; no, no and no. Perhaps Howson can work on this as the new General Manager.
Next team!
RoliLover

Side note: Don't know about anyone else but following the trades/draft action has been somewhat of an emotional roller coaster ride. From excitement to dread - very schizo inducing. Gotta stop paying attention to all the swirling rumours. But I can't!

Shmee said...

Is it me or does Bryan look like he just smoked a doobie?

Bethany said...

Dude Berard is aaaaaaaaaawful just say no.