01 August 2006

Back off, Bitch - He's MINE!

Here we have my boyfriend Dwayne Roloson with some floozy at an autograph signing in Minnesota. Lots more dreamy pics can be found here. Aside from the fact that this ho needs to step off, what caught my attention about this photo was the toys that can be seen down near Roli's crotchal area. Are those...Roli bobbleheads?!

Yes. Yes they are. And I think I might die if I don't get my hands on one. Apparently they're "limited edition" or something, but there are a few on eBay. Pretty good!

In other bobble news, I did a quick search for "Oilers Bobbleheads" to see if any other hotties can be purchased in bobble format. The first site to come up is this one, from River City Sports. Hilariously, they only carry 3 bobbleheads and 2 of them are among the most resented Oilers of all time: Mike Comrie and Tommy Salo. Curiously unavailable: Rem Murray.

19 comments:

Loxy said...

I'm pretty sure that Roli is the youngest looking 36 year old ever.

During the HNIC broadcasts, I thought he was Kelly Hrudey's son.

(And I am the girl who brought a "I *heart* Hrudey" sign to the Finals Game 4)

Jordi said...

Maybe it's just Roli doesn't look like he hasn't been hammered thirty times and with the ugly stick.

But I do feel the poor girl shouldn't be attacked for being close to Roli :\, at least she... touched him.

Alana said...
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Alana said...

Hi Jordi - I like your blog!

Be assured that all attacks on said ho are strictly tongue-in-cheek. But, as a fellow Roli fan, I'm sure you can sympathize with my jealousy at some chick from Minnesota getting a Roloson hug.

Courto said...

Yay!! The "Roli's Bitches" club grows everyday!

There's lots of Roli luv over at thestateofhockey.net, a MN Wild hockey board (linked to my name). I [heart] my dorky, twitchy netminder, and I'm glad other people do, too. I wish him all the best in Edmonton (the big, shiny, and silver kind of best), but if he ever wants to come home to Minnesota, the recliner is comfy and the beer is cold.

Chris! said...

Also, that's one depressing looking pavilion they've got the Wild set up in. Judging by the paint job and concrete brick walls, I'd say it's the basement of a hockey rink?

And people hate playing in Edmonton.

Gamma said...

when he signs your still warm bra you can call him your bf girlie:) until that time i consider him just 'loaned' to you........

;)

rock on, we need more roli luv!!!

courto said...

Chris -- It's a comic book/miscellanous collectibles-type store called Schinders.

WhoreableGuy said...

Rem Murray got his own bobblehead? Khazy to teh max!!11

Alana said...

whoreableguy -

Sadly, and ironically, no. Rem Murray is not available in miniature bobble form. He is, however, available in life-sized bobble form.

Garnet said...

That Ryan Smyth bobblehead looks like Tab Hunter. What gives? I bet it doesn't even have removable teeth.

Scarlett said...

Loxy, good eye. Roli looks damn good for his age and yes, Kelly could be his Pa.

Scarlett said...

Alana, I found that picture of Roli on the Edm Sun website. Can't find it now. They had some pics from the Oilers doing their playoff video.

Alana said...

Playoff video!? That's the first I've heard of such a thing! Link?

I hope there's dancing.

Foxy said...

I love Roli like most of the Oilers female fans, but the bangs really bother me...

Anonymous said...

I find it hard to hate Tommy Salo, he did his best while he was on the Oil, but after the Belarus incident...well...

As for Comrie, yeah, I hope he breaks both legs in a freak accident on the ice.

lowetide said...

We can all Oiloblog for 100 years and there will NEVER be a better title for a post than this one.

kudos.

Jordi said...

Haha intense jealousy is very much up my alley, thanks about the blog - I toil hard day and night for it (and my friends got sick of me speaking)

Those bangs are 100% cast in gold! What's not to like about that!?

But isn't this nice? Seriously, this blog shall become the pivotal area where all us female nuts may pull up a chair, smoke (or not) and say which player's in and which player's out. And the rules for that are going to be pretty interesting.

Sydthe Roli Lover(Squee)PS email me if you love Roli dwayne_roloson_fan35@hotmail.com said...

i saw those autograph signing pics and OMG he's left handed,one of the few in this world(like ME!)and when I saw his weeding ring(*goes to kick person standing closest*)the first thing coming outta my mouth was a painful "fuuauckkk!!!!"(and I'm only 12 here.I'm obsessed.)Life sucks.