Not quite symmetrical, not quite sexy.

Here we have Mathieu Roy, who has apparently earned his diploma from the Raffi Torres Institute of Easily Ridiculed Facial Hair. Now Mr. Roy might be a fine-looking young man, but his facial hair is all I can look at. Not sexy boys, just not sexy.
That being said, it looks as if he may be able to grow a mighty bushy playoff beard. This bodes well for the future of the Oilers.
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It sorta makes him look like count-dracula from Sesame Street!