30 August 2006

Not quite symmetrical, not quite sexy.


Here we have Mathieu Roy, who has apparently earned his diploma from the Raffi Torres Institute of Easily Ridiculed Facial Hair. Now Mr. Roy might be a fine-looking young man, but his facial hair is all I can look at. Not sexy boys, just not sexy.

That being said, it looks as if he may be able to grow a mighty bushy playoff beard. This bodes well for the future of the Oilers.

7 comments:

Pam said...

BAHAHA

It sorta makes him look like count-dracula from Sesame Street!

Jordi said...

He does look like a sock puppet, if you get some safety scissors your could pop out those eyes of his. I'm not a fan of the goatee, I hope someone checks him and slaps it off him this season.

Alana said...

Does this guy not own a mirror? I'm not sure I've ever seen an attempt at "cool" facial hair go so awry. You're right, Prez -- without the chin catterpillar, Mathieu here would be pretty hot.

Scarlett said...

Someone needs to be a friend and tell him. It's like having a big piece of food in your teeth, just not attractive!!

hockeygirl said...

It's true, it looks like a third eyebrow fell vertically down his face. Good thing it did, can you imagine that unibrow? ^^^

Pam said...

oh my - a unibrow would be scary. :/

Jordi said...

That's not a third eyebrow or a unibrow! That's a dead animal!