Posted by Loxy

Separated at Birth: A recently departed rental Oiler

Did Leonardo DiCaprio ever play a mentally handicapped boy with an obese mother?

Yes.

Did Leonardo DiCaprio ever play for the Edmonton Oilers?

No.

Or did he...
Add a sasquatch beard, subtract 10 years of good beauty sleep, throw in some Russian...

Sergei Samsonov?

Crap, I think I gave Leo some Fernando Torres eyes.

Comments

Jordi said…
You made me giggle like the fangirl I am. I think I should restrain myself from proclaiming my undying love for him in your comments section.

So Leonardo DiCaprio won the Calder trophy in 98 for playing with the Boston Bruins AND he was in Man With The Iron Mask.
3:59 AM
the Prez said…
His eyes aren't bulgy enough to be Torres. Just a little Pisani.
5:05 AM
Alana said…
HA! This is great. The resemblance is uncanny.
10:16 AM
Earl Sleek said…
Fantastic! Who needs offseason analysis when you've got hard-hitting soft-journalism like this?

Made my Monday, anyway.
11:34 AM
Anonymous said…
Ha ha! The photoshopped Leo cracks me up. It's those eyes!!
12:16 PM
Marsha said…
No no it's the eyebrows! Tooooo funny!
2:02 PM
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