13 September 2006

Day 11: Rookie Showdown!

Today's battle throws two Oilers rookies into the ring: Kyle "Astroboy" Brodziak and Robbie "Banana Hammock" Schremp!

Brodziak is an Alberta boy who was touted as an "unsung hero" when he played for the Moose Jaw Warriors. New Yorker Schremp, on the other hand, is apparently a "wizard." So, which do you prefer: Canadian heroes, or American wizards? Vote now in the comments!













VOTING OVER! DARK HORSE BRODZIAK SPANKS CAPTAIN AMERICA AND MOVES ON TO THE SECOND ROUND!

30 comments:

Alana said...

Black eyes are hot. My vote goes to Brodziak.

court said...

Robbie doesn't need any more encouragement. My vote is for the other guy... um... Brodziak.

sammy said...

My vote is for the man with the beautiful eyes - Brodziak :)

Loxy said...

I actually like Brodziak better than Schremp but I'll vote for the latter because of this: Our Night Together

She said...

The "Astroboy" photo definitely beats "Captain America". The hammock hurts the eyes.

Brodziak.

Daggit said...

how do you beat a star spangled thong?
Schremp for me.(or is that schrimp? jumbo prawn? the stripes confound me)

Black Dog Hates Skunks said...

Schremp just kind of creeps me out.

That is all.

Brodziak it is.

Dominique said...

I'll take Brodziak anyday over Schremp. Schremp's photo makes him look like he is mentally undressing you and like he would use the tragic "wink and gun" on you as a pick up line in a bar. And that is to say nothing of that horrifying, retina-burning, US national embarassment of a man-thong. Eek.

Chris! said...

PFF.

As if anyone would Robbie "Wink and a Gun" Schremp over a square-jawed, black-eyed, tousle-haired Alberta boy.

Brodziak. Clearly.

amy said...

Brodziak, been a fan for over 5 years.

allan said...

Brodziak for me, too.

The banana hammock photo probably deserves a Pulitzer (I know I'll never forget it), but the arrogance is terribly repellent.

namflashback said...

"Pull"-itzer? I almost peed myself laughing. Thanks a lot Allan.

Pam said...

I say Brodziak - Schremp really isn't that hot, despite my guy friend saying that Schremp is the best looking Oiler this year. Guess he will have to vote and recriut fellow Schremp lovers, cuz Brodziak is winning so far.

Jordi said...

I've never really known Brodziak. And Schremp *had* this cute smile. But now he just kinda gives me the willies.

BRODZIIAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK

Scarlett said...

I'll take one Canadian boy please! Brodziak is my man. Any man who voluntarily wears and is photographed in a speedo does not deserve my vote!

Ava said...

Everyone knows banana hammocks don't win you hot championships, Rob. Brodziak it is.

hockeygirl said...

I think I maybe choked a little on a Skittle when I saw Shremp waving his flag. Brodziak is a little scruffy, yet still youthfully hot. The Canadian one gets my vote this time.

T. said...

Brodziak for me as well.

sal said...

Brodziak for sure.

afterburner said...

Brodziak.

lowetide said...

Schremp is one of those guys you just know will be famous for some horrible reason. I suspect we'll one day know his middle name as in "Robert Kenneth Schremp was sentenced to five years in prison today for breaking Wilt Chamberlain's, ahem, record."

My jealousy of this fact forces me to vote for Brodziak.

J.R. Hippe said...

Captain America.

D. said...

Brodziak. No contest.

Julian said...

If you hadn't given me the name, i woudla sworn Brodziak looks a little Slavic there, maybe Russian or Czech. Really, it looks like the sort of picture you see from a page describing your teams newest Russian first round draft pick that no one has ever heard of or has stats for.

That just probably applies to the Oilers though.


I don't think my vote is really necessary here.

penalty said...

robbie.

cat said...

Brodziak - I had no idea he's such a cutie! And he's an Alberta boy, which gets him extra brownie points. I do think Schremp's pretty hot and it's unfortunate that he takes creepy photos, but the banana hammock is just...no. *shudder*

Garnet said...

Wow, this one's really become ideological, hasn't it?

the Prez said...

Brodziak.

Megan said...

Brodziak. My hatred of Schremp knows no bounds.

Anonymous said...

Let me see. Robbie does have a cute little smile but kyle is canadian boy! I think they are both hot. but I have a crush on robbie!