24 September 2006

Day 22b: Thoresen Tags In!

With the unfortunate loss of smokin' hot prospect Kyle Brodziak yesterday, a free spot opened
up in our bracket. By popular demand, brand new Oiler Patrick Thoresen has taken his place in the ring with Steve Staios.

I will allow Pat from Black Dog Hates Skunks to make the case for Thoresen:

"Come on...The blue eyes, the skating through fire, the ass-chin.

And he's Norwegian!

Norwegian Dammit!"

As for Staios, you either think he's hot or you really, really don't. There doesn't really seem to be any in-between with this guy.

Let your voice be heard! Vote!












STAIOS? SERIOUSLY? HE WON AGAIN?
YES HE DID.

37 comments:

penalty said...

Thoreson

Dominique said...

While Thoresen is pretty, he lacks that rugged, scruffy quality I adore. Plus Staios makes a black eye look goooood and I imagine smells like campfires, motor oil and leather. One for the Macedonian God.

court said...

Had the "ass-chin" not been pointed out, this would have been a tougher decision.

My vote is for Staois.

sammy said...

The "ass-chin" comment nearly got my vote as well, but it was unable to overcome the Sportsnet piece I saw on Thoresen the other night. He really is very cute. I vote for Thoresen.

Alana said...

Staios grosses me out. I vote for Thoresen -- he reminds me of the evil Iceland team in Mighty Ducks 2.

allan said...

Since I begged for the substitution yesterday, I'm tempted to vote for Staios just to be difficult.

But damnit, Patrick Thoreson is too hot to deny.

allan said...

There was an umulat in the word verification box for my last post.

WTH kind of keyboard do you think I have?

grace said...

Steve Staios. Anyone that has their own website and puts pictures of Oilers on there is gold in my book.

You hear that Ethan? Start your own website. Hell, I'll develop it for you. Next time you're in Vancouver let me know so we can discuss content.

(Anyone else curious as to know if the Oilers will one day read this?)

T. said...

Thoreson is definitely hot in that picture. And seems to be hot on the ice as well...

Somehow I feel disloyal not voting for Staios.

I'll go with the scrappy little guy...Staios it is.

Alana said...

Grace, I'm counting on it.

Call me, Dwayne!

allan said...

Loyalty? Bah. This is supposed to be about being hot.

Word Verificiation: poopr

Awesome.

kristin said...

as awesome as staios is and as much as i love his rugged manliness (haha), i'm going to be a traitor and vote thoresen.

Daggit said...

grace I hope they never ever do. there are some things boy should just not be privy to.
Like how hot I think Steve Staios is.
Which is very.

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She said...

One for the Viking.

the Prez said...

I do not care for Thoreson's receding hairline. The perma-moustache, on the other hand...

Staios!

Loxy said...

Thoresen!

Hurrah!

saara said...

Oh Thoresen, you are my norwegian god. du har i sexe rump, ville knulle i kveld.

Black Dog Hates Skunks said...

Thoresen, of couresen.

Sherry said...

I'm in the "really don't" category although I do think Staios gives good interview :P

Thoresen, alas.

nwtoilerfan said...

studly steve staios

Pam (chopper) said...

Yesterday I would have taken Brodziak over Staios, but today I have to take Staios over Thoresen.

The ass-chin just ain't doing it for me.

Jamie said...

I like Thoresen a lot, but I gotta stay true to Steady Steve.

hockeygirl said...

My Norwegian blood is drawn to similar kind. Thoresen it is. It was an instant "YES!"

jimmy said...

hmm. i'm thinking Thoreson.

Lowetide said...

There's a rumor Thoresen has all his teeth.

My vote is for Staios, a man's man.

sal said...

I don't like face-asses, therefore my vote goes to Stevie.

afterburner said...

Thor...I guess.

Jordi said...

Aw crap. If only Thoreson had the face of a troll and not of a Greek God (I lie I lie).

But finally I get to say the dirty things about Staios.

Nah.

Staios it is!

Scarlett said...

I'll take Staios too. Although Norwegians, hmmm! But I'll take rugged Steve!

Liz said...

I'll take dirty boy Stevie. You just know he would be the boss in the bedroom! Oh yes!

D. said...

Steve!!!!

terrie said...

Hot, Norwiegan, fast like lightning. Thorsen has it all.

Hannah said...

Staios all the way!

Graham said...

macedonians > norsemen

Staios.

Shawn said...

Good lord you gals got quite a lot of votes on this one. I'll throw in my male opinion... Thoreson is a decent lookin' fella while Staios looks like the guy who plays the Mac computer (and was on Ed) but only after 10 years of cocaine addiction.

Bank Shot said...

Can't go wrong with a molestache.

Steve "I drive a firebird and wear a jean jacket" Staios for me.

P.S. Posion rules!