22 September 2006

Day 20: Blinded by Hotness

Today's battle is the toughest one yet, in my opinion. In one corner we have new Oiler and Stanley-Cup-ring-wearing Petr Sykora, who has been tearing up the ice with Messrs. Hemsky and Torres this preseason and will drop trou at a moment's notice. In the other corner, we have fan favourite Ethan "Chopper" Moreau, who is celebrating his birthday today. Both of these men look damn hot with half-grown beards, but which one is hotter? You decide! Vote now in the comments!












EDIT: A quick thanks to Vue Weekly's In the Box column for giving us some media attention. Now that we're famous, what will the future hold? Maybe this time next year we'll be drunk off our asses on the red carpet for the "Hot Off: The Movie" premiere, with boyfriends Igor, Marty, and Dwayne in tow.

VOTING OVER! CHOPPER TAKES A BITE OUT OF SYKORA AND MOVES ON TO THE NEXT ROUND!

35 comments:

Scarlett said...

My vote is for Petr because Ethan took out my Igor. Yes, this is my revenge!

Go Petr (although that pic isn't very nice. I like his new Oil pic).

nwtoilerfan said...

Pretty Petr Sykora

Alana said...

I find both of these men devastatingly attractive. This is easily the hardest choice so far, but I have to go with Moreau. His affection for his teammates (seriously, almost every on-ice photo of the guy shows him hugging someone), and those missing teeth give him the edge. Plus, it's his birthday!

amy said...

Ethan.

allan said...

Since we're not in prison, I prefer my men with teeth.

Also, anyone who drops trou at a moment's notice is good in my books.

Petr Sykora it is.

sal said...

This was a fricken tough decision - in the end I decided to go with Ethan.

Ava said...

Tough one, but taking into consideration that Petr's new emo haircut is NOT VERY FLATTERING, and Ethan Moreau just so happens to be built like a GREEK GOD, my vote must go to the birthday boy.

Ethanios Moreaupoulos forever!!!!

afterburner said...

Moreau most definitely!!! My mom and my sister have also mentioned to me that they think Moreau's the hottest hockey player ever. And my husband has admitted he thinks Moreau is an attractive guy. Sooo....by my count, that's 4 votes for Moreau. Thx.

Jamie said...

Ethan Ethan Ethan.

She said...

I find myself in complete agreement with Alana's comment. Tough call on this one again- I'll go with Moreau.

T. said...

It's tough but I have to go with the guy who can somehow still embody hotness in that picture with no teeth.

Ethan it is.

D. said...

Petr all the way! With his old, crazy hairstyle.

Rachael said...

Ethan, he's almost as hot as Redden!

Dominique said...

He-Who-is-All-That-Is-Masculine, Mr. Moreau. Can you smell the testosterone?

lowetide said...

Ethan rifles.

grace said...

Do you even need me to cast my vote? Don't you all know, despite rumours and innuendo, it's ETHAN ETHAN ETHAN?!?!?!?! My God the man is sexy. I can't wait until their first game here in Vancouver. ::sigh::

and woohoo....torres won.

Anonymous said...

I'm in favour of Petr as well - yummy!

Alana said...

Just a reminder, folks -- Anonymous votes will not be counted. Give yourself a name!

S_Oiler_Fan said...

Petr is the hottest - no question!

Black Dog Hates Skunks said...

Le Moreau.

Sherry said...

Sykora's the one with the wonky groin right? But still...very pretty.

Vote goes to Moreau though. Something about tough men showing their goalies all that love just gets to me.

Daggit said...

This one is SO difficult, as they are both obviously gorgeous and have many stunning qualities - Sykora has the accent, Moreau the heart - BUT based on the hotness factor alone, which as we are reminded of frequently is the point of the hot-off, I must vote for Sykora. But only just barely, and really it is quite ridiculous the amount of time I spent thinking about that...

Alana said...

daggit, I changed my vote, like, three times. They're both really, really, ridiculously good-looking.

Loxy said...

I saw Ethan in the airport once.

I fainted.

More Moreau!

Pam (chopper) said...

I find both of these men devastatingly attractive. This is easily the hardest choice so far, but I have to go with Moreau.

Well said Alana!

I have to go with Moreau as well (hello - my nickname on all my Oilers message boards is "chopper"), he is just so damn sexy. Plus, Sykora's new 'emo' hair cut/do kinda blows.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOREAU; YOU SEXY BEAST!

hockeygirl said...

The hot toothless wonder gets my vote. It is a tough call though.

sammy said...

This would have been a tough choice except for Sykora's new haircut. Bring back the bad highlights!

I vote for the birthday boy :)

Jordi said...

I don't think a vote from me will make any difference. However I will prove my friend right that "Czechs are in" and that Sykora has cleaned up so damn well. I'm voting for Sykora in hopes that he will notice me and take me to a nice evening meal with low lit lights.

Oh and Moreau I really love you and I'd vote for you but who cares? I know you're going to win.

Hockshock said...

Petr Sykora-hot ON and OFF the ice-the hair can change -no problem-he's fun AND fierce -and that smile never quits!

penalty said...

Since he comes into work lots...gotta go with Moreau.

gary b said...

put me down for Chopper.

he's a manly man's man, and if that photo is any indication, you could use him to open a beer, too.

jkari said...

petr fo sho.

good hair usually is the deciding factor.

mudcrutch79 said...

Sykora. I know some toothless guys back in my hood, and they get significantly less play than you'd think from the voting here.

Pam (chopper) said...

AHEM HOT OIL LADIES - it is now 1:45 pm MST; where is the winner and the new hot-off for today!?!?!?!
:P

Anonymous said...

i love Petr's hair so much. i think it turns me on? yep it does! He is so sexy! I vote for Sykie!