09 September 2006

Day 7: Casual wear put to the test.

It's 7am on a Saturday morning. The fact that I even found creative pictures of these two is remarkable. My commentary, thus, will be comparably unremarkable.

This man, Petr Sykora, is a seasoned veteran in the NHL. His hobbies include speaking in another language, wearing expensive clothing and supporting Lance Armstrong.

If you don't vote for him, he may never cut his hair.









Competitor number 2, Jarret Stoll, is a prairie boy living out his dreams in the NHL. In his spare time, he enjoys squinting in the sun, dating C-list cougar-celebrities (couglebrities?) and exposing his nipples.

If you don't vote for him, his confidence will be shot and he'll never be able to steal Elisha Cuthbert away from Sean Avery.


Which man has more style? Which man has more substance? Which man makes you SQUEE?! Vote now in the comments.


WE HAVE A TIE! THE HOT OIL TIEBREAKER GIVES THE VICTORY TO SYKORA!

34 comments:

Loxy said...

Strange Fact:

Jarret Stoll may have been one of the members of the Edmonton Ice that came to my high school and served at the grad pancake breakfast in 98.

He gets my vote.

Alana said...

That's a pretty hot picture of Stoll, but my vote goes to Sykora. I love his ridiculous hair.

lowetide said...

He grew up in Saskatchewan, I'll vote for Stoll.

penalty said...

Sykora

the Prez said...

Sykora! I'm a sucker for a man who hates vowels.

I'm wearing my Ulanov jersey in anticipation for Day 8.

'burner said...

Definitely nothing wrong with Sykora, but I'm gonna go with Stoll on this one.

J.R. Hippe said...

Stoll, not Staal.

sal said...

Sykora, no doubt about it.

Anonymous said...

I'd have to see Sykora shirtless to be sure but I'm gonna go with him.

D. said...

Sykora!

Anonymous said...

This is easy. Stoll!

hockeygirl said...

Kootenay Ice loyalty makes Stoll get an easy vote from me.

Pam said...

Stoll, Stoll, Stoll!
This is sorta a toughie, but my loyality lies with Stoll due to the fact that I have watched him play hockey since he was in the world juniors.
Plus, besides being a man-whore, he really is a nice guy.
No offence to Sykora; I just don't know enough about him yet to think he is 'hotter' than Stollie.

She said...

Points to Stoll for being a good Sasaktchewan kid, but he loses me for doing Avery's leftovers (she's my age, for God's sakes).

My vote's for Sykora- but I hope he invests in a new pair of jeans.

She said...

*Saskatchewan

I can spell it, I'm just a sloppy typist.

Loxy- you graduated in 1998?

Maybe you gals should put an age cap on the voting. I might be too old to do this.

sammy said...

This is a tough one. While Stollie is smoking hot, the whole Rachel Hunter thing loses him points. Sean Avery - ew! However, I do like that Stoll's going out with a woman not much older than me :) Does that make me too old for this as well?

In the end, I'll go with Stoll. I like Sykora, but he just isn't at the same level.

allan said...

Sykora. I can't put my finger on it, but there's something about Stoll that just doesn't do it for me.

cat said...

Stoll. He's got the dreamiest mugshot on the official site. Sykora does have a yummy accent though..

I never got a chance to vote before, but how is Horcoff out of it already? He is just as cute and cuddly as Smytty. I hate you all. *sniff* I DEMAND a wildcard round, dammit!

And Ales "rosy cheeks" Hemsky is gone as well, sigh. Raffi's chin worm just doesn't do it for me. Oh well...

Oh, and this is the most awesome blog ever. Keep up the good work ladies!

Jordi said...

I DEMAND a wildcard round, dammit!

The masses are revolting! And I can't believe that Horcoff image didn't win over enough people. Do I have to go on my msn messenger and bug my friends to vote for someone they don't know!?

Oh and Sykora. Yeah him. CUT THE HAIR DAMN IT! Plus Stoll, pinup image aside isn't full of Sykora's European love.

Anonymous said...

The man with the pretty teeth, Petr Sykora.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I quite like his weird, spikey... partial mullet?... thing. :-)

Loxy said...

If you don't like my rules, you can make your own hot-off, dammit!

"Hot-Off" is a copyrighted term by the parent company "Hot-Oil". All Rights Reserved.

Anonymous said...

sykora ftw.

oilergirl said...

Tammy says I must choose Stoll or she'll will take away my godson.

Scarlett said...

Stoll is my pick, although that whole Rachel Hunter thing is ewww!

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Boo twice!!! :)

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Anonymous said...

Holy crap i never noticed on how sexy Sykie is! I really love his wacky spiky hair! I love him so much!

Anonymous said...

Go Sykora! Saskatchewan blows. It's full of in breeds and hillbillies. Worst place in Canada

Anonymous said...

First of all I am from Saskatchewan and i have lived here all my life and in fact I am typing right now in Saskatchewan. And sometimes I really hat it here. But to bad for me! I really love the Oilers and i always have. I won't argue with you because I really like Alberta because of the smokin hot Oilers.





I so want to live in Edmonton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Your right Saskatchewan sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

those two pics of those hot oilers are awesome! Jarret stoll has a rockin chiseled bod! Petr Sykora has pretty teeth and sexy hair!

Who agrees with me?!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm a sucker for hot european accents!

sexy sykora!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Recently, I bought very nice casual wear from Nordstrom store at discounted price....