Day 7: Casual wear put to the test.
It's 7am on a Saturday morning. The fact that I even found creative pictures of these two is remarkable. My commentary, thus, will be comparably unremarkable.
This man, Petr Sykora, is a seasoned veteran in the NHL. His hobbies include speaking in another language, wearing expensive clothing and supporting Lance Armstrong.
If you don't vote for him, he may never cut his hair.
Competitor number 2, Jarret Stoll, is a prairie boy living out his dreams in the NHL. In his spare time, he enjoys squinting in the sun, dating C-list cougar-celebrities (couglebrities?) and exposing his nipples.
If you don't vote for him, his confidence will be shot and he'll never be able to steal Elisha Cuthbert away from Sean Avery.
Which man has more style? Which man has more substance? Which man makes you SQUEE?! Vote now in the comments.
This man, Petr Sykora, is a seasoned veteran in the NHL. His hobbies include speaking in another language, wearing expensive clothing and supporting Lance Armstrong.If you don't vote for him, he may never cut his hair.
Competitor number 2, Jarret Stoll, is a prairie boy living out his dreams in the NHL. In his spare time, he enjoys squinting in the sun, dating C-list cougar-celebrities (couglebrities?) and exposing his nipples.
If you don't vote for him, his confidence will be shot and he'll never be able to steal Elisha Cuthbert away from Sean Avery.
Which man has more style? Which man has more substance? Which man makes you SQUEE?! Vote now in the comments.
WE HAVE A TIE! THE HOT OIL TIEBREAKER GIVES THE VICTORY TO SYKORA!
Comments
Jarret Stoll may have been one of the members of the Edmonton Ice that came to my high school and served at the grad pancake breakfast in 98.
He gets my vote.
I'm wearing my Ulanov jersey in anticipation for Day 8.
This is sorta a toughie, but my loyality lies with Stoll due to the fact that I have watched him play hockey since he was in the world juniors.
Plus, besides being a man-whore, he really is a nice guy.
No offence to Sykora; I just don't know enough about him yet to think he is 'hotter' than Stollie.
My vote's for Sykora- but I hope he invests in a new pair of jeans.
I can spell it, I'm just a sloppy typist.
Loxy- you graduated in 1998?
Maybe you gals should put an age cap on the voting. I might be too old to do this.
In the end, I'll go with Stoll. I like Sykora, but he just isn't at the same level.
I never got a chance to vote before, but how is Horcoff out of it already? He is just as cute and cuddly as Smytty. I hate you all. *sniff* I DEMAND a wildcard round, dammit!
And Ales "rosy cheeks" Hemsky is gone as well, sigh. Raffi's chin worm just doesn't do it for me. Oh well...
Oh, and this is the most awesome blog ever. Keep up the good work ladies!
The masses are revolting! And I can't believe that Horcoff image didn't win over enough people. Do I have to go on my msn messenger and bug my friends to vote for someone they don't know!?
Oh and Sykora. Yeah him. CUT THE HAIR DAMN IT! Plus Stoll, pinup image aside isn't full of Sykora's European love.
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I so want to live in Edmonton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your right Saskatchewan sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who agrees with me?!!!!!!!!
sexy sykora!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!