08 September 2006

Day 6: I have no clever name for these two



Meet the next batch of contenders: Joffrey Lupul versus Marc-Antoine Pouliot. Well, ladies and gents, do you prefer the man with the girly face or the man with the swollen lymph nodes? Do Lupul's dreamy eyes make you weak in the knees, or is it the fact that Pouliot wears Igor Ulanov's age on his jersey that makes you want to throw yourself at him? Is it the interesting first name or the last name that Ray "There's no such thing as a silent T" Ferraro cannot pronounce that really makes you feel all sensual inside? Don't delay, vote in the comments section now. The self-esteem of these two boys rests in your hands!

VOTING OVER. LUPUL THROWS MAP TO THE MAT AND HAS HIS WAY WITH HIM.

22 comments:

Alana said...

ew. Neither of these guys appeal to me. MAP gets my vote simply because he looks like a big geek.

Black Dog Hates Skunks said...

Lupul pissed me off too much when he was a Duck for me to vote for him. Too pretty.

Give me the strong silent Frenchman.

Seriously. Give. Him. To. Me.

Anonymous said...

MAP

She said...

Lupul's not unappealing, but I agree with Alana- Pouliot gets the nod for the goofy smile.

sammy said...

I have to vote for Lupul. Saw him on the news the other night and he reminds me a bit of Jeff Brown. I always like Jeff Brown :) Well, not his tendency to sleep with teammates' wives so much...

hockeygirl said...

I have to be agree, Lupul's eyes are dreamy. But then I remembered he is former fowl, so MAP was going to get my vote. But then I remembered watching Lupul play with Medicine Hat, so MAP lost out to WHL loyalty.

Go crazy Joffrey (who should move to Jaffray, BC).

grace said...

Lupul!!!!!! Lupul!!!! Who cares about the ducks. This guy could have gone for RFA but didn't, thus forcing the Oilers to sign him. Instead he's biding his time like a good little Oiler.

he looks yummy.

Plus he's a hometown boy. He won't ever pull a Pronger *knock on wood*.

Loxy said...

Whoa, don't kid yourself, boys from Edmonton can be as bad as Prongorreah. We all remember Comrie: Part deux.

As for my vote, a huzzah in the direction of Pouliot. I think I just genuinely like him. I want him to do well in all aspects of his career. Hot-off included.

Dominique said...

Sadly my hormones say Lupul, brain says MAP...the epic battle.

One for Lupul.

Jordi said...

It seems that I go for the people who keep losing. So I'll go for Lupul. Not just because of that though. Ducks career aside he has nice... eyes. Besides, both his names are funny!

The winner of this will just lose to Torres next round anyway... Yes I'm still angry that Horcoff & Hemsky didn't smell of enough man.

J.R. Hippe said...

Umm, Lupul I guess.

Only because his first name is Joffrey.

penalty said...

gonna hafta go with MAP

afterburner said...

Another vote for Lupul, please. Maybe it's just that pic, but Pouliot looks hideous. Throw Lupul in an Oilers jersey, and his inner beauty will shine through. And he does have great eyes.

lowetide said...

Pouliot's the guy who gets out and helps you push, Lupul's the guy who sits in the car and visits with your Grandma.

Pouliot.

Chris! said...

This is such an unexpectedly fascinating window into the female mind. Best feature i've seen on a hockey blog all year.

Also, Lupul is clearly more attractive.

sal said...

I'm going to go with Lupul.

Scarlett said...

Lupul is prettier. So I've gotta go with him!

Anonymous said...

Lupul, all the way.

the Prez said...

Scarlett - since when do you like the prettier ones?

I'm not a huge fan of either, but I'll throw my vote to Pouliot.

D. said...

Rats, missed this one. Glad Lupul got it. The eyes have it.

Anonymous said...

I love Lupul his eyes are so dreamy he gets my vote, Pouliot is cool and all but...... not there. Joffrey Lupul :)

daisy_may_02 said...

the half of you that picked MAP are crazy! I pick lupul all the w way. he may not be no wayne gretzky but he's the hottest hockey player i've seen. and what girl really picks skill over a sexy boy. Pouliot is a good player but i wish he didnt look like a complete dork.