07 September 2006

Day 5: Hot Wingers Duke it Out

What turns you on more? Boyish (as in pre-pubescent) good looks, or crazy eyes and mohawks? Smooth stickhandling, or big hits? The inability to grow facial hair, or...whatever Raffi's got on his chin?

Now's your chance to decide who will continue on the path to becoming the Hot Oil "Hot Champion": Ales "Stabby McBottle" Hemsky, or Raffi "Haiku Fodder" Torres. Vote in the comments!












VOTING OVER! RAFFI WINS BY ONE VOTE AND MOVES ON TO THE NEXT ROUND!

35 comments:

Alana said...

I'm going with Raffi on this one. Why? Because he makes me laugh.

She said...

As much as I dislike that thing on his face.... Torres.

(Hemsky barely looks older than my son. I just can't vote for him!)

Anonymous said...

a no brainer for me - but I'm a sucker for an accent. go Ales!

Julian said...

Here's a masculine vote for Hemsky. I dont' know if they count for half or anything...

Anonymous said...

Count me in for Hemsky as well

the Prez said...

As much as I love the accent, Hemsky has never done anything for me (except, you know, get points) and I think I'm developing some sort of strange crush on Raffi Torres. Raffi it is, despite the horrid facial hair.

Dominique said...

Couple the scarring childhood memories of being tortured by another Raffi with countless "Baby Beluga" renditions with Torres's resemblance to an American Gladiators competitor in that photo and my choice is clear...One for the "ever so dreamy" Hemsky.

sammy said...

Raffi!

Anonymous said...

Ales is ever so dreamy, my vote will always be for him

grace said...

How much you want to bet that the anonymous commenter above mine is actually Ales Hemsky himself??

My vote is for Raffi Torres. Anyone that can take people out in the playoffs and not receive hate mail or booing because of it is gold in my books.

Raffi, Raffi, Raffi! It's more a name you can repeat in the throes of passion (did I just type that?) than Ales, which sounds like "Ales". Wow, I put entirely too much thought in this.

I'm sorry I missed the Smyth voting but I'm sure glad he won!

Jordi said...

Well you could always scream "AAAALLLL!
in the throes of passion. And maybe talk dirty a little in his native language. I'm torn. I love them both.

But I'll go for Ales since I know he'll wont win and I don't want to see another thing like Mikhnov. (I wonder if MacT is going to win this whole damn thing.)

Anonymous said...

Raffiki :)

D. said...

Hemsky.

J.R. Hippe said...

It's close (I think), but Hemsky gets the nod.

Krista said...

Hemsky!

Pam said...

RAFFI!!!

I have loved him since the 2003-04 season; even if his hair style is that of a bleached out wacko - lol.

peck said...

HEMSHHHHKY!

Anonymous said...

Raffi!!!

Anonymous said...

hemskyyyy.

Anonymous said...

Raffi!!!!!

mudcrutch79 said...

Hemsky looks better in that picture than he actually does. Missing teeth and his face is kind of chubbier now...he doesn't project well. I'm forced to go with Raffi.

Shawn said...

Just so you girls are not accused of being pedophiles (what is Ales, 12?) I'm voting for Torres here. I mean lets save the good name of Oiler fans, cmon!

oilergirl said...

Raffi, I want him for my birthday!!!!!! Its all in the eyes, oh yeah and I'm a sucker for biceps.

Loxy said...

I'm voting for Ales "Brian McKnight.. I mean Babyface" Hemsky.

Anonymous said...

I once had a dream about Raffi Torres... and because ofit, that's where my vote must go!

Anonymous said...

Torres.

court said...

I was trying to vote for Raffi, but apparently the Internet Tubes got clogged.

allan said...

Count me in for Hemsky.

I can't see Torres without thinking "plows." Damn you, whoever posted that.

Anonymous said...

Hemsky, Hemsky, Hemsky...Does that count for 3 votes?

Anonymous said...

HEMSKY IS MY BOY!MAN CAN HE PASS THE PUCK.LIKE HE SETS UP SO SO MANY GOALS!

Anonymous said...

Hemsky is my husband,
stay the fuck away.

Anonymous said...

I love Raffi! He's so sexy1

Anonymous said...

I agree with alana he makes me laugh! he is so hot!

Anonymous said...

I was looking up Raffi on google images one day and I came across a smokin hot picture of Raffi with no shirt on! It was the hottest picture i have ever seen!!!!! He is one hot winger!!!!!!! I'm not sure if his bod is hotter than Ethan Moreau's rockin bod but Raffi is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Just thinkin about him makes me want to do Raffi right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Has anyone else noticed the missing tooth on the bottom row of Raffi's mouth? That is a sexy gap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like it!:)