10 September 2006

Day 8: Ullie versus Chopper

Today's battle promises to be a doozy, pitting a rugged Russian against a toothless shorthanded goal scorer. Both of these fellows have passionate fan bases, but which will prevail? I give you...

Igor Ulanov versus Ethan Moreau!












Vote now in the comments!
VOTING OVER! MOREAU TAKES IT IN A NAILBITER!
(SORRY, PREZ)
PLEASE NOTE: Moving forward, anonymous votes will not be counted! Give yourself a name and, as Lowetide puts it,
"MAN UP!"

54 comments:

Loxy said...

I hate to do this to The Prez, but I get a hard-on for Ethan.

J.R. Hippe said...

I don't get a hard on, but I also vote for Moreau.

penalty said...

Moreau for sure.

afterburner said...

First off, I move that Ulanov be disqualified…on the grounds that he’s NOT an Oiler.

But if you won’t go for that…Moreau (with or without teeth) is clearly hotter than Ulanov. Without even pointing out that Moreau’s looks are male model/hollywood heartthrob/rock god calibre, you can’t forget that this is the guy who led the Oilers in shorthanded goals last season…and ranked 11th overall. I can even give Ulanov some respect for sacrificing his face to block shots, but there’s nothing sexy about finishing at -11! I didn’t see Ulanov at the rally after the finals…but I did see Moreau…oh wait!!…I didn’t even see Ulanov in the finals! Not only is Ethan Moreau beyond gorgeous, he’s a true (copper&) blue Oiler. Moreau all the way. All the way to the final round.

Anonymous said...

Ethan Moreau. Hottest Oiler of all time? Yeah, I said it.

sal said...

Moreau! DUH! You'd have to be crazy to vote for Uly - especially when he's being compared to someone like Moreau.

sammy said...

Much as I like Igor, every time I see Ethan I can't help but smile to myself and think, "Mmmmm....Ethan" :) I vote for Moreau!

hockeygirl said...

I am going to go with Moreau because he gives off that "I'm all man" vibe and clearly his comfortable with or without teeth.

D. said...

Obviously, Ethan is tres hot. He seems to be a bit of a snob, though. I was considering taking points off for that and throw a vote Uly's way.

Nah, count me in for one Mr. Moreau.

Anonymous said...

ulanov. he's hawt stuff.

Anonymous said...

Ulanov for sure.

Anonymous said...

IGOR

J.R. Hippe said...

How many of these Anonymous votes get counted? :S

Anonymous said...

I'm going Ullie! I can totally respect Moreau for his bang em up style but Ullie took out Lindros! and thats worth more than anything. Not to mention that Ethan has a funny shaped head.
JK

cat said...

Ethan! Ethan! Ethan!

Sigh.

the Prez said...

Let it be known first of all that I hate you all. Well, not really, but you all have a skewed perception of what's hot! I vote for Ulanov, as if that comes as a surprise. He's rugged, Russian and he has a fine, fine ass. Also, he's all class.

And if Moreau is going to spank Ulanov, I'd at least like to volunteer my hand for spanking duties.

the Prez said...

JK - You came through on your promise! Welcome to the good books.

allan said...

It's probably for a losing cause, but I have to go with Ulanov too.

Black Dog Hates Skunks said...

Sorry Prez - my vote is for Moreau as well.

He's a big mean handsome dude. What more could you want?

Anonymous said...

Moreau, fo sho.

Anonymous said...

I also saw Moreau at the rally and oh lordy the ass on him. very good jeans (I think maybe diesel, but still) which really gained him huge points in my book - however I also love Igor. seriously - so handsome, so Russian, so not 12. I SO get it. and now that the prez confirms that he too has a fine fine ass he totally wins. and have we really given up all hope that he'll return this year? c'mon!

Scarlett said...

Igor, hands down. Come on people, he has that sexy Russian accent, hmmmm!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ullie is the man.

Pam said...

MOREAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teeth or no teeth, he is by far the sexiest Oiler of alllllllllllll time!

chopper said...

I agree with burner - Ulanov isn't even an Oiler anymore, he shouldn't even be allowed in this poll, much less going up against the fine piece of man that is Ethan Moreau. yummmmmmmmmmmmm Ethan.

jennifer said...

I can't believe the Russian god is losing. Come on people....

I vote for Igor, the God!

Jordi said...

I'd like to vote for Ullie since I feel sorry for him a bit. He didn't get to be an Oiler and he's being booed off the Hotoff?

But I love Moreau. He's just wonderful. And he has great facial hair in the five oclock shadow kind of way. He's got this manliness that trumps Stoll all the way.

So count me in as one of those people who would gladly go for Moreau, teeth and all.

Alana said...

In solidarity, Ulanov.

Anonymous said...

Ulanov, his hair is awesome

Nash said...

Moreau

cassandra said...

Ulanov!!!!

lowetide said...

Igor.

Dominique said...

Ethan looks like he could make you ovulate from across the room with one glance. Swooooon!

Veiny said...

Ully, all the way.

Anonymous said...

Moreau 100% hawt.

Anonymous said...

Definitely Ulanov

Anonymous said...

Ulanov. Tough russian.

Anonymous said...

Moreau is teh hottness.

grace said...

Yeah I'm not liking this anonymous stuff. This is like stuffing the ballot box. You should get haloscan to track IPs and disqualify repeat voters.

If not, I'll spam this site like nobody's business because it will be a grave miscarraige of justice if Ethan Moreau loses this.

Seriously. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? I have a pic of him walking out of the dressing room to the ice from Game 6 of the Finals and I swear...well, it's not G rated so let's not go there.

Ethan, my GOD ETHAN gets my vote.

PS: I'm choked I missed yesterday as I would have voted for Stoll.

Chelsea said...

Ethan All the way.

Anonymous said...

ok ok - repeat anonymous poster, but I'm not voting again - I just wanna see that picture!
and ok I was so busted on the Smytty/Horcoff round - piped up twice it's true... but instant karma bit me in the ass and Horcoff lost anyways. Having been wracked with guilt ever since I promise promise promise never to betray the hot-off again - not EVEN for Ulanov who I love.

Loxy said...

We could make it so that you have to log in to vote for our polls...

afterburner said...

I vote for mandatory log-in...and I also wouldn't mind seeing grace's pic.

lowetide said...

Well this is completely unfair, Stoll gets another chance. Come on you guys, fair is fair. I'm male, in my 40s and deathly afraid my wife will find out I'm voting for Igor freaking Ulanov for reasons other than hockey but I've manned up and so should everyone else.

Seriously.

Alana said...

The problem with log-ins is that it would exclude everyone who's not a blogger user. How 'bouts we just make it mandatory to vote with a name? That won't prevent spamming completely, but it will at least force the spammers to get more creative.

Steve said...

My family ties require me to vote Ulanov. Also, he's dreamy.

Loxy said...

Creating a blogger account is super easy..

But ultimately too difficult for some people.

Therefore, in the next voting round, anonymous votes will not be counted.

Pick "other" when you Choose an identity. Enter your name. Simple as that.

grace said...

You can find the picture of ethan go oilers 007 there. Upon second look it wasn't as great as I thought but I was still thisclose to him and he originally looked at the camera and I swooned so didn't click the button fast enough. That's my story.

spring said...

good idea not to include anonymous votes in the next round. It's pretty clear that since almost all the votes for Ulanov are anonymous, someone's trying to make the defeat look like less of a landslide.

i totally agree with the making you ovulate from across the room comment. that totally made my night :D

Ethan!

Jordi said...

Holy! Damn he never looked that sexy! I actually had my mouth hanging open for a while! Grace! Why aren't you naming future children Ethan?

court said...

one more vote for moreau

grace said...

Who says I'm not naming a child Ethan? It hasn't been 40 weeks since the pics were taken. Kidding! Man he is one fine speciman. I've been meaning to upload video I took of said festivities as well but haven't gotten around to it.

PS: I received some interesting e-mails via my blog about some oilers players that would make for good gossip!

Voting closed, Ethan wins? Please!

Alana said...

Please pass that gossip along, Grace!

Since this poll has been up for nearly 29 hours, I'm going to close it. Moreau wins!

T. said...

OK, I voted anonymously the last couple match-ups but I'm not this time. (But just so everyone knows, my actual blog is very not about hockey, not very often anyway).

And my vote goes to Moreau. Anyone who can still somehow come off as good looking when he smiles that missing teeth smile just has IT, you know?