26 September 2006

Day 24: The Last One Standing vs. Edmonton's Favourite Pants




First up is Roli, the last of the Hot Oil boyfriends still in the running. Dwayne's hobbies include sporting boyish haircuts, suffering injuries in the hands of Marc-André Bergeron and making funny faces (as seen here in this very un-serial killeresque photo). If you don't vote for him, Alana will T.P. your house.









vs.

















This is my bad drawing of Roli's fake competitor. His real competitor is Fernando Pisani. Pisani's hobbies include looking Amish during the playoffs, wearing magical pants (see above) and scoring on Cam Ward, among other goaltenders. If you don't vote for him, my fantasy hockey team, Krasnokamsk Muscle, will drive you out of town.




Vote now, unless you're willing to simultaneously suffer both consequences mentioned above.






VOTING OVER. ROLI BLOWS THE PANTS OFF FERNANDO. ROUND 2 DONE.

50 comments:

Black Dog Hates Skunks said...

Sorry Alana.

St. Fernando.

Dominique said...

Oh dear, although I love them both for hockey related reasons, I can't endorse the "hotness" of either (more for you Alana). Admit it, if either of these guys hit on you in a bar you'd play the fake lesbian card.
But if I had to choose, Roli tends to look slightly less meth-addicted than my beloved strung-out looking Fernando.

allan said...

Roli

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sammy said...

There's no choice here (sorry, Fernando). I vote Roli.

Loxy said...

Pantsani.

Maybe I'm still just bitter that my crush is out.

Anonymous said...

Fernando all the way.

Gamma said...

roli roli and more roli:)

no, im not biased. one bit.

~goalie

court said...

ROLI!!!!

The first jersey I ever bought. The only autograph I care to get. The reason I love hockey.

Ti-girl said...

Not even close.

Roli.

nwtoilerfan said...

The edmonton italian stallian...St. Fernando Pantsani

She said...

Nando was an O'Leary kid, no?

The pants edge out the mask.

grace said...

I love Roli, I do. I really do.

But (there's always a but when making statements like that).

My vote goes to Ferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnaaaaannnnnnnndddoooooooooo.

(don't worry, he'll probably lose).

jimmy said...

i dont get the pants thing.

whatever. FERNANDOOOOOO gets my vote regardless.

afterburner said...

Hmm...Roli.

Ava said...

Pisani. Roloson creeps me out, and not in a good way.

amy said...

Fernando

hockeygirl said...

Roli for sure. He's so cute! Like a puppy!

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Pam (chopper) said...

Oh dear, although I love them both for hockey related reasons, I can't endorse the "hotness" of either (more for you Alana). Admit it, if either of these guys hit on you in a bar you'd play the fake lesbian card. LMAO
well said Dominique!

Fernie looks decent in some pics, scary in others...........
Roli looks your weird uncle, the one who tries to be cool but fails everytime; sometimes he looks funny in pics, case in point the pic used in this hot-off.

So my vote is not really based on looks, cuz I don't consider either of them attractive; have to go with the good ole Edm boy Pisani.

(You're welcome Jaimers.)

Dave said...

Roli, as long as he keep that gold mask on.

Sherry said...

Pissan----Roli---Dammit!

Roli. When torn, my default setting is to lean towards tthe goalie

Daggit said...

Although my sources tell me that Roli is actually quite handsome in person, I vote for Nando, who always looks handsome - even when impersonating Hutterites - and I bet he can roll his r's.

Lowetide said...

Roloson. Oilers goalies need all the help they can get, especially #35's.

sal said...

Roli!

Alana said...

Oh my god you guys! ROLI! OF COURSE!

Loxy!!! I'm surprised at you. I voted for Reasoner TWICE.

Alana said...

Also, that anonymous vote up there doesn't count.

staci said...

how can you not love a guy who calls himself ugly on national television? roli, all the way.

Loxy said...

To be fair, I was wearing a Pisani shirt today - even before I voted for him.

Loxy said...

More evidence your honour:

The Love of my Post-Reasoner Life

and

Round 2, baby, Round two.

and

The Man of Many Names

Julian said...

Pisani is the absolute definition of a solid hockey player, but he's just not all that attractive a man. Roloson gets my vote.


I was driving around Kitchener (Ontario) a few months back during the playoffs, and found myself behind a truck that had a sticker in the back which had an Oilers logo and said "Keep On Rollin #35". I have to wonder where it came from, given that he'd only joined the team a couple of months earlier. I'm guessing it was a family member, he's from Simcoe which is close enough (I drove through it today actually, no "Home of Dwayne Roloson" sign yet).

Alana said...

Okay, I forgive you Loxy. I see you have been hypnotized by the pants and that is why you are immune to Roli's unending hotness.

kristin said...

fernando, amish beard and all, is amazing.
however, my heart lies with the goalies, so roli gets my vote.

the Prez said...

Pisani! And I'm not doing it out of spite. I just love his pants. And his face.

Graham said...

Roli all the way.

Jordi said...

I was hoping there'd be more Pisani votes so I'd claim it's karma, you take the Juice, you take out Roli. Of course that's not happening, and I still can't stand for Jussi to have lost to the Amish, Roli it is. CRUSH HIM ROLI - IMAGINE HE WAS MAB BACK FOR MORE KNEE HYPERFLEXIN'

penalty said...

Roooli

mudcrutch79 said...

This shouldn't be taken as a criticism of Roloson but Fernando Pisani has fucking magical powers. Magic is hotter than looks any day.

Fernando.

(MacT is still winning this fucker)

T. said...

Aaaahhhh! Too hard!

I love goalies - just on principal. And Roli tops em all....

But I think I hear the drums...

Fernando it is.

cat said...

Roli!! Of course!!

Scarlett said...

Damn that is a hot pic of Roli. I love those goalies....I'll take Roli (oh would I love to).

ROLI !!!!

Achtungbaby said...

I'm quite sure you wouldn't love that pic of Roli had he been naked and the camera was in the opposite direction. You would have thunk a goat had walked into the view.

Who'd believe that an oversize pair of goalie hockey pants would be so flattering?

D. said...

Roli.

Jordi said...

I object. He has a nice teeny tiny tushy and no one can take that away from him.

Anonymous said...

Roli

Pam said...

Achtungbaby said...

I'm quite sure you wouldn't love that pic of Roli had he been naked and the camera was in the opposite direction. You would have thunk a goat had walked into the view.


LOLOLOLOLOL

I almost peed my pants from laughing so hard at the comment!!!! pure gold!

Alana said...

um, roli wins?

Loxy said...

Yep.. sorry about my delay.. it was a bit of a bender last night.

Alana said...

I read about that! I hope you're feeling better!

Anonymous said...

Roli is more addicting that drugs! I vote for Roli!