First up is Roli, the last of the Hot Oil boyfriends still in the running. Dwayne's hobbies include sporting boyish haircuts, suffering injuries in the hands of Marc-André Bergeron and making funny faces (as seen here in this very un-serial killeresque photo). If you don't vote for him, Alana will T.P. your house.
This is my bad drawing of Roli's fake competitor. His real competitor is Fernando Pisani. Pisani's hobbies include looking Amish during the playoffs, wearing magical pants (see above) and scoring on Cam Ward, among other goaltenders. If you don't vote for him, my fantasy hockey team, Krasnokamsk Muscle, will drive you out of town.
Vote now, unless you're willing to simultaneously suffer both consequences mentioned above.
VOTING OVER. ROLI BLOWS THE PANTS OFF FERNANDO. ROUND 2 DONE.