Day 24: The Last One Standing vs. Edmonton's Favourite Pants
First up is Roli, the last of the Hot Oil boyfriends still in the running. Dwayne's hobbies include sporting boyish haircuts, suffering injuries in the hands of Marc-André Bergeron and making funny faces (as seen here in this very un-serial killeresque photo). If you don't vote for him, Alana will T.P. your house.
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This is my bad drawing of Roli's fake competitor. His real competitor is Fernando Pisani. Pisani's hobbies include looking Amish during the playoffs, wearing magical pants (see above) and scoring on Cam Ward, among other goaltenders. If you don't vote for him, my fantasy hockey team, Krasnokamsk Muscle, will drive you out of town.
Vote now, unless you're willing to simultaneously suffer both consequences mentioned above.
VOTING OVER. ROLI BLOWS THE PANTS OFF FERNANDO. ROUND 2 DONE.
Comments
St. Fernando.
But if I had to choose, Roli tends to look slightly less meth-addicted than my beloved strung-out looking Fernando.
Maybe I'm still just bitter that my crush is out.
The first jersey I ever bought. The only autograph I care to get. The reason I love hockey.
The pants edge out the mask.
But (there's always a but when making statements like that).
My vote goes to Ferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnaaaaannnnnnnndddoooooooooo.
(don't worry, he'll probably lose).
whatever. FERNANDOOOOOO gets my vote regardless.
well said Dominique!
Fernie looks decent in some pics, scary in others...........
Roli looks your weird uncle, the one who tries to be cool but fails everytime; sometimes he looks funny in pics, case in point the pic used in this hot-off.
So my vote is not really based on looks, cuz I don't consider either of them attractive; have to go with the good ole Edm boy Pisani.
(You're welcome Jaimers.)
Roli. When torn, my default setting is to lean towards tthe goalie
Loxy!!! I'm surprised at you. I voted for Reasoner TWICE.
The Love of my Post-Reasoner Life
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Round 2, baby, Round two.
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The Man of Many Names
I was driving around Kitchener (Ontario) a few months back during the playoffs, and found myself behind a truck that had a sticker in the back which had an Oilers logo and said "Keep On Rollin #35". I have to wonder where it came from, given that he'd only joined the team a couple of months earlier. I'm guessing it was a family member, he's from Simcoe which is close enough (I drove through it today actually, no "Home of Dwayne Roloson" sign yet).
however, my heart lies with the goalies, so roli gets my vote.
I love goalies - just on principal. And Roli tops em all....
But I think I hear the drums...
Fernando it is.
ROLI !!!!
I'm quite sure you wouldn't love that pic of Roli had he been naked and the camera was in the opposite direction. You would have thunk a goat had walked into the view.
LOLOLOLOLOL
I almost peed my pants from laughing so hard at the comment!!!! pure gold!