More Breaking News!

So, I just received a text message from IOF's RiversQ. It detailed the fortunate coincidence of former Oiler (and unfortunate current stanley cup champion) Ray Whitney being on his flight to Edmonton.

I don't want to get into the story too much, seeing that this blog is new and trying to build a "character" audience. Children won't understand the story, old people will be shocked and appalled, but out of respect for Whitney and RiversQ, I'll let either of them post the entire account in the comments.

(enter brokeback mountain joke here)