Day 15: The D Cup

Well, it's the day that Alana has been waiting for! Today we see new Oiler Daniel Tjarnqvist take on Dwayne Roloson. Tjarnqvist came highly recommended by Roloson, as both played in Minnesota together. Will you take Roli's advice and throw your votes at the sexy Swede, or is Roloson your cup of tea? Do we really even need to be holding this vote? Have your say in the comments section!






Voting over. Roli rolls over the swede.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Roli! Squee!
Anonymous said…
roli the goalie, no question.

have you seen the new roster photos? HOT
Alana said…
Roli 4 Eva!!!
HG said…
I don't think you need to be holding this vote. Roli for sure. He's just the cutest ever! Besides, I don't want to incur the wrath of Alana if I don't vote for Roli. I like her and she's in my All-Hot pool. Care to join?
allan said…
It's too bad Tjarnqvist has to get destroyed in the first round. He deserves a better fate.

On the other hand, I have to follow the squeeing masses.
Anonymous said…
Even if I wasn't going to be automatically voting for Roli against whoever he was up against, I just couldn't bring myself to vote for someone who bears such a resemblance to Shaggy. Do you think he consciously works at that?

Roli!
Anonymous said…
Roli!!!!!
Anonymous said…
Seriously, Tjarnqvist kinda scares me - he is even less good looking than Ulanov (sorry to the Ulanov lovers), and I didn't think that was even possible; someone uglier than Uli.
How anyone can think Tjarnqvist is even remotely good looking, is beyond me. Just my two cents.

Roli it is!

And here's hoping he plays this season more like he in the playoffs, and not like he did in the regular season.

GO ROLI!
Marsha said…
Yeah Roli's new Oiler pic is hot. But it almost could be a mug shot. Come on Roli, give us a smile!

Obviously, my vote goes to Roli! The sexiest goalie in these parts since da Fuhr!
Marsha said…
Whoa, did someone just slam Ulie? Have you seen that man? He's a god. Roli and Ulie, two gods!!!
Anonymous said…
Hey! Tjarnqvist isn't "ugly". He's an Oiler! They're all good-looking. Some are just more good-looking than others. ;)

The new roster photos are totally hot. Even though I liked the white jerseys better, Roli looks less like a deer in the headlights this year, so it's all good. And is it me or can you see a hint of chest hair?? *swoons* Seriously, check it out.

Speaking of roster photos, I love Horc and Jussi for flashing those big, dazzling smiles. Petr "hat trick" Sykora too, but his emo-boy haircut isn't doing much for me.
Anonymous said…
Hey, who stole my name? There is another "D" here! I'm D. Just kidding. We can share.

Jussi is my true goalie crush, and like cat said, thanks for giving us your lovely smile, Jussi!

Reasoner's pictures is hilarious. Poor guy. Don't they get re-takes?

I do not find Tjarn good looking at all. Blech.

Roli it is. I think it's cute when he says "Coach MacTavish".
Anonymous said…
Man, it's hard not to love this time of year. Falling leaves, a hint of frost in the air, shiny new scribblers (well, maybe if you are a 3rd-grader), and the inevitable month-and-a-half long 'crush' on the current vintage Oilers. and girls in sweaters.

Is it just me, or do many of this year's team photos have a kind of 'dark and swarthy' vibe?

do the Oilers have their own team hair-stylist? if so, is brown the new blonde? i shave my head, so hairstyles hold a great deal of mystery for me. well, not stay-up-all-night-wonderin' kinda mystery, but...



Oh yeah, the vote.

ROLI.
no question.

Altho i believe Tjarnqvisstromayonnaise is going to be a monster for us this year, it is easy to choose Roli just on the merits of his Cheechoo playoff save alone. The chub/squee factor of THAT memory will keep many an Oiler fangirl/boy warm this winter.
Anonymous said…
Tjarnqvist. He could have played bass for ABBA.
Anonymous said…
Before I face the wrath of all Roli-loving things, I have to state that this vote is done soley on the basis of the photos supplied in this post.

My vote goes to Daniel Tjarnqvist. He's going to lose anyway so like mercy (*)%# in the past, this is a mercy vote.
Anonymous said…
Samurai Roli.
Dave said…
Roli, or else I face the wrath of Alana, up close and personal. Mwaaah!
Anonymous said…
lol@your mom wins.


n e wai.
roli.
Alana said…
Lowetide and Grace, you're on notice!
Anonymous said…
Roloson, no question, no contest.
Anonymous said…
NO love for the blonde sasquatch; toss an unnecessary vote for Roli in.
T. said…
Roli Roli Roli
Loxy said…
I'm voting for Roli.


And regarding Reasoner's profile pic.. He just didn't want to embarrass the team with his usually charming good looks.
Loxy said…
Oh, and did you see Brodziak's pic? Mmm.. he's like a young hot Edward Norton.
Jordi said…
Firefox just crashed on me while I was commenting so my original SQUEEE-ness is gone. Anyway I vote for Bjorn Tjarnqvist. My friend informed that his eyes go opposite ways in his wesite mugshot so imagine the amazing things he can do on skates and a stick! Besides he has a better chance of losing to Juice next time round (I know it's an impossible hope but you know)

Oh and Roli's new mugshot is serial thriller HOT! His last one looked like he couldn't hurt a fly. This one looks like he can really hook your skates and rough you around in bed. And Jussi wins for the most amazing white teeth. I mean switch off the lights and it'll be a beaming beacon of light. Oh I love his nose.

And has anyone seen Ales Hemsky's godawful photo? He looks 10 years younger, with his lunch money and teeth stolen from him! Moreau's new mugshot is yummy. And Stoll could't get his mugshot taken so he got his dad to fill in for him! And as well, Lupul has a zit!
She said…
Roli, even though it's not the best photo.
Anonymous said…
umm, concerning the roster photos. i like how pisani/horcoff look the same as last year.

and not a whole lot of the oil boys know how to take a good roster photo. roli isn't even bothering to smile. still an improvement over the old shot, though.

jordi - you want zits, check out pouliot ...
Marsha said…
The Oil need to invest in two things: a better photographer and a hair stylist. Cause some of those boys....no no no!!!! What happened? Stoll, Reasoner, Hemsky???? At least Horc and Jussi are flashing some seriously handsome smiles!
Anonymous said…
Re Hemsky's godawful photo - I know!!! He looks like he's in pain. The pic really doesn't do justice to his pretty self. :( The kid just can't take a good mug shot. I get the impression that Hemsky's pretty shy off the ice; he never looks quite comfortable with a camera in his face. He's still a beast on the ice though, and that's what counts, right? <3

In other news: Oilers up 3-0 on the 'yotes!! W00t w00t! :D
Jordi said…
Yeah but does shyness make up for looking like you've been ravaged by a beast?

Methinks the real hot shots are saved for a secret tell all book when the stylist quits.
Alana said…
Word on Brodziak's pic, Loxy. That boy is HOT. I hope he makes the team.
Anonymous said…
OMG I can't believe I missed the Roli v. sombody vote! Good thing it wasn't even remotely necessary. But daaaayum his new roster photo is all rough-n-tumble. RAWRRR!
Anonymous said…
OMG! Roli is the cutest thing ever! I vote for roli a million times! does that count?

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