Day 19: I figure it'll come down to the eyes.
Competitor #1: Raffi TorresMade the second round by taking the innocence from Ales Hemsky. His strengths include his ability to pound you repetitively up against the boards. His weakness?
Competitor #2: Joffrey LupulWhile fellow Pronger-gate compensation, Smid, is onto the next round, Lupul doesn't have that much of an innocence factor over Raffi. His strengths include his ability to woo most women (and possibly men) into his lair with his deep dark eyes. His weakness? His lair might be in Fort Saskatchewan.
Vote now or forever hold your peace.
(P.S. I'm not going to say anything more about the voting. You vote for whatever reason you want! But if, God Forbid, Steve Staios wins this thing, you weren't voting with your eyes.)
VOTING OVER! TORRES STARES DOWN LUPUL AND WINS!
Comments
his crazy eyes scare me but
big hits turn me on
AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOU WHO VOTED FOR CRAIG OVER RYAN. (PS: As a result, Jordi, Ethan's off the block and mine all mine)
I "met" (as in I saw her acting like a pre-madonna outside the Oilers dressing room) his wife in the playoffs and she looked exactly like how you'd picture a puck bunny to look and Craig looked whipped and no whipped man can be a hot oil to me.
Big smile.
"Craig MacTavish"
Good sense of humour.
Still, Raffi.
Resist the hypno-eyes and go with the known quantity.
Torres.
Give credit where credit is due: he looks better with the full playoff beard than most look clean shaven.
You guys cannot be trusted here so I've instructed my readers (all 2 of them) to come vote for who I want or I'm kicking their asses!
Joffrey hasn't done enough as an Oiler to woo me where as Raffi in the playoffs? ::swoon::
It's not about what they've done! It's how they look! No wonder your guys keep losing!
Exclamation mark! Exclamation mark!
Anyways, Raffi gets mah vote.
I'm sure those eyes and that smile will distract from Fort Saskatchewan...I don't even know where that is. It can't be that bad...can it?
Anyways, long time reader but first time commenter, love to see the females representing ;D
Oh, those eyes...
Seriously, what makes you squee on first glance? Raffi's chin thing or those eyes...
The eyes have it...
I can't stop saying it, I think I'm hypnotized.
Although I do wish the dye job would go away. And once again I miss the beard - can't wait for it's return in April.
(btw, calling a guy 'pretty' to a guy friend makes that guy friend refer to said pretty guy (Lupul) as gay. So tip for you - don't tell your guy friends that you think Lupul is 'pretty', cuz they will all respond by saying "Lupul is gay".)
Anycrap, I have to go with my original Oilers crush of Mr. Raphael Torres (I do happen to love how he plays the game as well, so I am not just all 'puckbunny' over him), cuz there is something about a hot Cdn. born Spanish hockey player that bleaches his red hair. :P
Plus, he has cute deer-caught-in-the-headlights type eyes.
I sure would like to rough him up in Fort Saskatchewan.
And I'm not fully awake so screw you all! I have the hots for Staios!
I met Lupul. It was on a golf course, his group were up first and I remember distinctly thinking "well hell he's not a tremendous athlete from the looks of him."
He hit the ball off the tee so far that it appeared to hit a small plane flying by. Bastard.
Lupul.
Lupul high fives kids!
I'm still not fully awake but now at least I know Lupul likes children.
DAMN YOU WHOEVER POSTED THAT!
winneris Lupul
Lupul, on the other hand, is dreamy. I love how he always talks with a big smile on his face. Cuuuuuute!
I'll cast my vote for Lupul, based on his superb golf skills: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWcSvgKkWcE
Also, mudcrutch: hilarious.
all ya'll that said Joffrey Lupul's eyes are crazy hot, but he himself is hot. His eyes are clearly the best and so cute