Day 26: Torres versus Moreau



vs.



Which one gets your heart racing? Vote now!

VOTING OVER! MOREAU TAKES IT IN A LANDSLIDE.

Comments

Alana said…
Moreau is a sexy, sexy man and Torres is a funny little spaz, which I love. How do I choose?!

*cointoss*

Torres
Anonymous said…
i love torres
but, i also love moreau.

sigh.

moreau. because i pretty much spend the evenings staring at him and he's the only person i know who can still look hot with four missing front teeth.
Black Dog said…
Easy one - Moreau.
Anonymous said…
Yeah, Moreau.

Though I was at G2 in Detroit and that huge hit Torres threw on Chelios instantly made me forgive him for consistently poor job he's done getting the puck out of his zone.
DMFB said…
Moreau. I'm going to stop reading if Torres wins this one.
J.R. said…
Following MC's strategy...

Torres it is.
Loxy said…
Moreau. I'm going to stop reading if Torres wins this one.

Agreed. And I'm one of the writers here.
Anonymous said…
Yeah, people will be voting for Torres so Craig can skate to the finals unchallenged.

I swear, he's whipped (Craig) and I wish I still had the photo to prove it.

My vote goes to Moreau. To Moreau, I love you, to Moreau, I'll see you play on Saturday. (man I'm a freakin' lyrical genius). If he loses this, I'm hacking this blog and taking it over and running it properly.
Anonymous said…
Moreau is to Studliness what chocolate is to PMSy women, what Paris Hilton is to STDs, what buffoonery is to George Dubya Bush. He's a treat for the eyes and the naughty bits.
She said…
I'm at work and can't view the clips. But in terms of palpitation-inducing studliness, Moreau's got a slight edge.
Anonymous said…
Moreau
Black Dog said…
Hey Alana, I'm going away tomorrow night for six days - no access to a computer - no way to participate - if I were to prepost my votes for future rounds on my blog and then you could cast them accordingly for me, would that be alright?

Or would that cast aspersions on the legitimacy of this process?

Just as it has cast aspersions on my masculinity.

Let me know if that's kosher. I was going to cancel my trip but my wife's not digging that idea.

Pat
Alana said…
Hey Pat -

Why on earth would your wife not be down with cancelling your trip for the sake of voting on the relative hotness of men?

Prevotes are A-OK with me, buddy.
Anonymous said…
Moreau. Oh god <3
Anonymous said…
Ethan Moreau, obviously.
Anonymous said…
MOREAU!!! Moreau Moreau Moreau.

Moreau. Definitely, absolutely, unequivocably Moreau, without a doubt.

I don't even know why he has to go through these rounds. He should really just be moved right up to the final. And he should actually just be given the win outright cuz he's obv. the hottest person on the planet.

In case I wasn't clear, my vote is for Moreau.
Black Dog said…
Alana - no kidding eh? Ethan would never get angry with me a similar situation.

Good old Ethan .... mmmm.

Uh, right. So I'll email them to you and post them on my site for verification just in case there are any questions about the authenticity of the votes.

I've invested too much in this contest to not have some sort of input into the final results!
allan said…
I can't believe Torres made it this far, but he won't make it any farther.

Moreau in an easy decision. Even with no teeth.
Anonymous said…
Number 18.
Lowetide said…
Ethan rifles.
Anonymous said…
it's funny how i end up here when my boy ethan's going to the next round.

even though i know someone who grew up with Rafi (Raffi?) whateva.. i still remember that 'ovulating from across the room' thing, so

STILL ETHAN! :D
Anonymous said…
ARGH - MY TWO FAVORITE BOYS!

This a tough decision - Moreau is 'classic' sexy, but Torres has the big eyes that suck me in.............

I love both of them! I can't decide!!!!

Moreau
no, Raffi..
no, Moreau........
no......RAFFI!
MOREAUUUUUUUUUUUU
RAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFI

dammit - this isn't helping.........

:(





ene-meanie-miney-moe........... Ethan it is.

Sorry Raffi. I still love you.
T. said…
AAAhhhhh! OK it's getting too hard. I love Raffi. Love him. Love how goofy-funny he is, and yes he was very hot in the dream I had about him....

But on a pure hotness level I've gotta go with Ethan Moreau.

sigh.
Anonymous said…
Raffi's awesome and all, but I'm gonna have to go with Moreau.
HG said…
Raffi.
Anonymous said…
I LOVE Torres, but there is just something about a hot daddy that just trumps it all. My vote is for Moreau.
Marsha said…
I love Torres intensity (when he remembers he has some) but Moreau is hotter. So Moreau it is.
Jordi said…
wee raffi torres
you make all the girls melty
when you hit so hard

I'm giving Torres my pity vote. I've been a huge Moreau fan and I feel that everyone who goes against him should be pities. Just joking. He's smoking.
Anonymous said…
Air Moreau could dribble my basketballs any day.
Alana said…
lord bob, you just blew my mind.
Anonymous said…
That's what I'm here for.
Anonymous said…
Moreau
Anonymous said…
Ethan. Definitely Ethan. Ditto on the 'ovulating across the room' look.
Anonymous said…
A certain Mr. E. Moreau.
Miss. Scarlett said…
Moreau

I've never liked the wrecking ball.
Anonymous said…
These are getting way harder to pick.

But... Ethan!
Graham said…
Ethan destroys the landing strip.
the Prez said…
Rrrrraaaafffiii! Moreau sexier than Ulie? I think not!
Anonymous said…
Chalk up another one for Moreau.
Loxy said…
Is someone posting the next day??
Anonymous said…
Holycrap, this is easy I love Raffi so much that he could have sex with me any day!!!!:)

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