16 January 2007

Day 8: Round 1 is almost over.

Shawn:

As the only guy in this group who actually submitted a picture and profile, I'm going to just cut and paste:

I am a radio newscasters and reporter who also has a gig hosting hockey games for our community television station. From what I can tell I'm not losting my hair at any rate, though at 26 I'm all ready getting a few grey hairs. I say they're distinguished looking!

I note for bonus points that I became an Oiler fan despite living no where near Edmonton and growing up with my uncle and father waging a war of Christmast/Birthday presents to try and win me to either the Maple Leafs or Canadiens. I never budged. I didn't even jump on the bandwagon and become a fan of my home town Senators when they came into the league. I've been to every Oiler game in Ottawa since 1997 (and I'll be going this year despite no longer living anywhere near it) and drove 5 hours to Detroit and 5 hours back for Game 1 of the playoffs this year... before working a 5am shift at work.

In a woman I look for someone who can carry on their end of a conversation, because I love to talk... and talk, and talk, and talk, and listen. I want someone who will challenge me instead of letting me get away with my bullshit. I am attracted to independent women , but have no "type." Plus we all know the hottest women in the world are Oiler fans! *thumbs up*

Why should you vote for him? One picture.

Speeds: He's a prospect junkie on IOF. And stuff.









Vic Ferrari: He's the creator of IOF. And stuff.









Wow, this isn't biased at all.

To the gentlemen who have made round 2, please submit a new picture and profile. The bar has been raised - or lowered, depending on how you look at it.

SHAWN TAKES IT!

22 comments:

Steve said...

Shouldn't there be a voting box or something in this post?

Man, am I ever gay.

Anonymous said...

I see one. Am I alone?

Anonymous said...

I see one.

I think my round is the least exciting so far... sorry for the lack of nakedness.

Courto said...

Shawn: Marry me.

Anonymous said...

Courto, I don't know who you are, but absolutely.

Anonymous said...

I just don't know if I can vote for somebody who lives in Ottawa and isn't an Ottawa fan when I'm an Ottawa fan stuck in Leafs nation trying to fend off death threats every other day.

But that Pronger picture is pretty darn fantastic.

Oh, fine.

Anonymous said...

That's it. Cute dog is the new sailboat.

Anonymous said...

An Oiler fan living in Ontario? Oooh how I love thee!!

Dennis-IOF said...

There have been lots of lies told on the net but I think this is the biggest one, "I want someone who will challenge me instead of letting me get away with my bullshit."

Sorry Shawn...it was hard for me to do that given how far you drove for that game;)

mike w said...

So does winning the second round mean that I have to scan my penis?

Anonymous said...

So does winning the second round mean that I have to scan my penis?

My god man! Leave something for the finals!

Balls please.

Anonymous said...

What are you doing on an Oilers blog Sherry! YOU FLAMES FAN!

I am starting to suspect that all single Hot Off candidates will be leaving this competition not alone.

uni said...

I really don't think this is going to be any kind of contest...Shawn by a landslide. Hell I'm straight and even I want to marry him after seeing that picture of him with that cute wittle puppwy.

Ellie said...

Roli's got plantar's warts! Let's send him some Dr. Scholl's!

http://www.canada.com/topics/sports/hockey/oilersstory.html?id=ffa4d9bc-31f1-4c8d-8710-33f8447df7c5&k=14188

Anonymous said...

I greatly fear the second round and what we may see... but any positive thing said was really nice because I've had a shitty few months.

Anonymous said...

I think I'm having nightmares about the second round.

But the nice things said here were awesome, makes up for some shitty women related months.

Anonymous said...

And you do realize you're up against PM next round..

Anonymous said...

...and that I posted the message saying the same thing twice...and I can't delete it!

PM is frightening, I don't think I have the nuclear weapon necessary to take him out. Perhaps I need a new strategy.

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Andy Grabia said...

What's the hold up, ladies? Is Chris! stalling for more time, or what?

Anonymous said...

It's the prez's day. But I think she may be thrown off cause Alana and I switched earlier this week.

Anonymous said...

Damn. The dog didn't win.