Dennis (Irreverent Oil Fans): Interests include writing lengthy posts without rambling incoherently, not responding to questionaires and being really happy. Yes, Dennis posts things you actually want to read! Favourite Oiler? No idea. Maybe he loves them all equally. Not voting for him would be like paying full price for cheaply-made merchandise.
Kinger (Always on the Road): Interests include idolizing royalty (favourite player is Mathieu Roy, perhaps?), lusting after the newish line of Smyth-Horcoff-Lupul and posting video footage. Not voting for him would put you in the same league as those kids who spit in your burger. Don E. Coyote (The Unofficial Igor Ulanov Fan Club): Interests include drinking pints at campus bars, hosting middle-of-the-night radio shows on campus radio stations and celebrating the works of Igor Ulanov very periodically. Favourite Oiler: Ulanov. Favourite current Oiler: Sykora (but only when he plays on a line with Hemsky). His ideal woman: Patrick Swayze. Not voting for him would be like spitting on the last 14 NHL seasons.