So, we recently heard some rumours that Stoli and Rachel Hunter had gone their separate ways. Luckily, paparazzi were available to catch the happy couple together on the beach during the past week. Not to worry, Oil fans -- Rod Stewart's ex-wife looks to remain tied to Edmonton, at least for the time being. We are famous by proxy! Although I have to point out that Jarret's shorts are on the extreme end of ugly. Whatever, we beat L.A.! THE OILERS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN HISTORY! BECAUSE I'M DRUNK! BECAUSE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY PARTY DAY!