
Here we have Mike W, from
Covered in Oil. Likes: Drawing, writing slash, sweaters, sailboats, art galleries. Dislikes: Self-entitled assholes who hog street hockey courts, working on Saturday. Sympathetic toward: Ty Conklin, MAB.

Please meet MC79, from
mc79hockey.com. Likes: Statistics (especially goal differentials. Rawr!), lawyering, baseball, debates. Dislikes: The Leafs, poorly thought-out arguments. Sympathetic toward: Almost any player currently being lynched -- he will prove the masses wrong with numbers!
Voting over! Mike W takes it with 57.9%!
Comments
Not funny.
I'm gonna laugh thinking of that every time i hear the name "phil kessel" for the next twenty years.