Round 2, day 4: Puppies, kitties, and uh...Jesus
From Shawn:
I officially have to bring out the big guns.
I told myself I'd never take things to this point. I told myself I'd never go this far. But drastic times call for drastic action.
If one dog isn't enough to take down a naked man only one thing can...
...TWO dogs!
I'm sorry, you forced my hand.
I - like the Edmonton Oilers - know that when it's clutch time you have to take things up a notch.
Here I am with my little puppy Mowgli and the dog I puppysat this summer, Tinker. Not only are they cute dogs, but they're named after characters in Disney movies. Can you resist the cuteness?
Oh, I guess I'm there too. Here you can see my ability to grow a playoff beard. That stubble comes from a mere 24 hours without shaving. My blogger profile photo should prove that I can grow a mean playoff beard, and if you visit oilcountryontario.blogspot.com and scroll to the bottom you will see that playoff beard in action from the Motor City.
What else can I say? Did Loxy mention that I burned a mini-Pronger jersey? Good women of Hot Oil, if I signed a long term deal with you I wouldn't demand out after the first year! Nor would I sleep with the goalie's wife. I'm a one Oiler-Fan Man.
...now if I win I need to find a few more dogs.
From Pleasure Motors:
Testimonials for Pleasure Motors:
Jesus: "The man is a walking argument against taking a vow ofchastity. When God said, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' I think He was talking directly to PM."
Kitten: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Purrr. Purrrrrrrrrrrrr.Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Purrrrrrr. (plays with string being dangled infront of face) Purrrrrrrrrrr.
In a surprise upset, Shawn wins. The men cry, the ladies cheer and if Shawn doesn't do something amazing next round, he'll just be another Cinderella Story.
Comments
Puppies are cute -- TOO cute in a pandering kind of way.
Creepy nudity with creative use of third jersey and PhotoShop is bold and gold.
I'm putting my vote in for the nude dude.
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Hallelujah brother. Bringin' the heat. A burger & beer belly slung between the Lord and a killer. All that's missing are the nail holes.
T-tssss.
This is clearly far from over, it's only an 8 vote difference!
Mike I think you're the first person to ever tell me I have a strong jaw.
This is the thing men generally don't tell other men, except on Oilogosphere Hot Offs, I guess.
But that puppy has a visor. For the record I voted for the puppy :P
I've lost all my momentum, I'm going down like Paul Martin! Or Tommy Salo's wife.
Yes, because I'm at a sportsnet seminar all day tomorrow.
Yah...I'm going to have to go Shawn on this one man, the beastiality angle is a little much for me PM.
Also I sure hope that "string" isn't some sort of euphemism.
In my humble opinion, if you are willing to get naked for the Hot Oil Hot Off, then you probably deserve to win, and if you put a visor on your freaking dog, you definitely deserve to lose.
i'm not much of a "lap dog" lover, either, but the tiny yappy dogs seem to love me. i can't figure it out. it's like how animals go directly to people that are allergic to them. but i digress...
i can't vote for someone who has a belly button reminiscent of a black hole (as in the "even light can't escape it" black hole). besides, i don't even think that's really jesus.
so i'm about to do something quintessentially canadian: i'm not so much voting FOR shawn, as i'm voting AGAINST pleasure motors.
You haven't posted the new pics of Jarret in his funky looking shorts cavaroting with Rachel Hunter during the all-star break!
For shame!
at any rate pm gets my vote!
Not saying it's wrong, just saying. Ro-ry. Ro-ry. Ro-ry.
Plus, the dog has a fucking hat on.
In the Oilers hot off, people were complaining that people weren't truly voting for who they felt was physically attractive. And here people are scolding each other for not voting for who they felt had the most bizarre image or description.
Blah.
My site clearly isn't in the league of Covered in Oil I'll say that. It's new, not updated nearly as often and not nearly as comprehensive.
In fairness to Shawn (and I thought I posted this last night), his site looks great. His posts are intelligent, well thought out and well written. On the flip side there are three of them, so I can't see where the popularity is coming from.
This entire process is fraught with irregularities.
This is just a silly contest for fun, not a judgement of worth.
(On a more serious note, perhaps the writers should just attach a note "anybody using the results of the Hot Off as the basis of a scientific survey or experiment will get what they deserve.")
Amazing.
This photo is an internet asset, like goatse, and tubgirl before it. Definitely gets my vote.
PM - if you lose, maybe try again on amibearornot?
In any case, though, let's not bring up "voting irregularities": my naked ass lost, which just goes to prove what I said on the first day of this thing: Nothing says "you're ugly" like getting your naked kitten/Jesus picture trounced in an online poll.
Someone, hug me.
Girls want to know you for your personality!
very nice post... enjoyed it very much.
Thank you
tosa inu
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