01 October 2006

Day 29: Coach is puttin' on the foil!



Today's battle promises to be a doozy. Everyone's favourite player-coach, Craig "Silver Fox" MacTavish is taking on heavy contender Ethan "Chopper" Moreau. One gives great one-liners and looks sexy in a suit; the other gives hugs and has a cute toothless smile. However is a gal to choose?

Pick your man wisely -- the chance that today's winner will take the whole contest is not small. Vote in the comments!

VOTING OVER! MOREAU DOES NOT RESPECT MACT'S AUTHORITY!

60 comments:

Alana said...

This is a tough choice, but I think I have to go with the coach.

Alana said...

And Pat votes for his boyfriend Ethan.

grace said...

You know while at the game last night, I got excited everytime Ethan was on the ice. My Moreau-radar went off like a puck bunny in heat. It didn't hurt that he had 4 opportunities to score (on the ice that is as I'm sure the chance to score in the stands was greater). I realized at the end of the second period not once did I look over to the bench to check the hot coaches.

On that basis alone, Moreau gets my vote. Hockey coaches are pretty and all but that's not why we watch this team.

I have a sweet picture of Roli for everyone that votes for Moreau (Roli in net that is, he's very bendable).

And some fight shots too.

She said...

Coach!

allan said...

The Silver Fox for sure.

hockeygirl said...

Moreau.

Christy Hammond said...

Moreau.

Anonymous said...

MacT for sure

Anonymous said...

the silver fox

Anonymous said...

coach all the way

Anonymous said...

gotta vote for mac - he is too sexy

Anonymous said...

craig mactavish

Anonymous said...

coach mactavish:)

Loxy said...

Anonymous votes are not counted.

(I'm still trying to decide)

afterburner said...

No disrespect to MacT. I'm sure he's hot in his own way - it's not something that I see personally, but I understand there are people out there who dig him. But as sure as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, the most attractive man on the planet, and more importantly, in this competition, is Ethan Moreau. A vote for Moreau is a vote for truth, justice, hockey, and the Canadian way. It's just the right thing to do. I urge everyone to do their civic duty and vote Moreau. For the win.

penalty said...

Moreau

sal said...

Ethan Moreau for sure.

Lowetide said...

MacT. One of the truly great experiences for an Oilers fan is when he gets that wry smile at a press conference and then cracks up the media (no small feat, those crusty bastards).

So MacT it is, one the way to a seven game conflict with the captain.

Ava said...

Holy anonymous votes, batman.

My vote goes to Ethan Moreau. Easily.

Scarlett said...

I'm going with Moreau. It's not going to matter anyways, Roli is taking this. So it'll be a nice Moreau-Roli final.

Loxy said...

I don't know if Roli takes this all. I'm convinced (by my complete inability to pick Moreau or MacT) that this is the final. Day 30 is just a technicality.

Anonymous said...

can only be Craig MacTavish

Anonymous said...

the Coach all the way

Anonymous said...

Craig MacTavish

jamie said...

If Moreau loses I quit. Ethan!

sally said...

MacT. Not only is he hot, he has the best vocabulary - you'll always learn a new word listening to him (and oh, what a voice)

Jordi said...

Jussi!

Dangit MacT

Maria said...

Definitely Moreau

Kim said...

MacT

Sherry said...

Moreau

because he's closer to my age and it's far less creepy.

Kelly said...

no contest, mactavish

Alana said...

We seem to have an anonymous MacT fan who's trying to stuff the box. Remember, kids -- anonymous votes will not be counted. Vote with a name!

amy said...

Moreau. His heart for the team makes him *that* much more special.

sammy said...

Based on Grace's analogy above, I would (and do) spend time looking at the bench during games so I'll have to go with Mac T. But he only edges out Chopper by a millimeter.

Julian said...

It's probably true that this is the real final, and tomorrow will be a technicality.


Moreau.

Graham said...

gotta go with my man-crush MacT.

Lord Bob said...

Oh, Chopper. I have a tree you could never bring down.

(these are just getting worse...)

Yes, I vote Moreau.

kristin said...

If MacT wins, I quit.

Moreau.

mudcrutch79 said...

MacT baby...gotta be MacT. Who knows how Moreau will age? He could be an Al Newman, 300 pound guy. You gotta play it smart here.

Also, whoever chose the pics is a fucking cheater. That's a non-notable MacT pic and you appear to have chosen one of Moreau where he's got his teeth in.

I should also point out, thedrizzler style, that MacT has two tongues. Make of that what you will.

(Vote for MacT because I made a funny, if vulgar, case.)

mudcrutch79 said...

Oh, when I said "Make of that what you will", I meant it sexually. Just in case anyone's missing the point.

Subtlety is out at this stage of the hot-oil comp; it's a bare knuckles brawl.

b said...

Moreau, Moreau, Moreau!!!

Loxy said...

MacT.

It was a difficult choice, but not only was he a hard worker on the ice (and off I reckon), but he has a wit to boot.

Having sex with him would be like banging a hockeyized-hotter-Jon Stewart. And I love the Stew.

grace said...

If you're spending your time at hockey games watching the coaching staff, it's a waste of a seat. The action is on the ice.

Will get the photo to you as soon as I find my usb connector, alana. But only if Moreau wins, since you voted for Craigy-my-puck-bunny-wife-has-me-whipped.

Pam (chopper) said...

CHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I am going to riot if MacT wins.

Ethan is by far the sexiest Oiler of all time. No lie.

Brenda said...

Moreau. my sister is making me vote for him. MacT looks like a douchebag anyways.

Mark said...

Moreau.
Although Eric Lindros is the hottest NHL'er. No contest.

Sharon said...

Coach

J.R. Hippe said...

Oh Coach, My Coach.

Ferret said...

I join the voting almost too late to make my vote count, but I have to go with MacT. Moreau is too good-looking to be hot. And at the risk of exposing myself to ridicule, how does Roli get this far? He's got the kind of face that makes me think his jaw needs to be tightened.

Alana said...

I can confirm that Moreau does not have his teeth in for that picture. He just has his mouth closed for once. And I did the best I could with the MacT picture. There's not a lot to choose from!

Lowetide said...

MC:

lol.

court said...

holy crap. this is hard....

In the end, Moreau's intensity wins out. Plus, he loves my goalie almost as much as I do: [http://edmsun.canoe.ca/Sports/Oilers/2006/04/14/edsuntop.jpg]
^click me

Dominique said...

Incredibly tough call, especially since the Stewart-esque quality of MacT wins big points...but I have to take Moreau.

theDrizzler said...

Good point MC... Though it's possible that Chopper's lack of upper denture work could be as advantageous as MacT's two tongues.

But for all the ladies who like their age, wisdom, and a great post-game interview before toothless, lisping beauty, I'll throw in another vote for Coach and his cunning linguistics.

Lydia said...

my sister s ordering me to vote for Moreau. She said she ll sell one of my kids next week if I don t.

gary b said...

my money is on da 'Chop.

Loxy said...

Does that mean Moreau won?

Alana said...

Yes, yes it does.

court said...

Sorry to dig up an old post, but, per "grace" on the day of Moreau v. Coach...

"I have a sweet picture of Roli for everyone that votes for Moreau (Roli in net that is, he's very bendable).

And some fight shots too."


I *must* see these pictures.

Anonymous said...

OK so I have not voted for Moreau yet. Chopper is...OK I gotta admit that he is pretty hot but MacT is also pretty hot. I like guys with 4 front missing teeth and that is sexy!:)

i love ethan moreau!!!!!!!