03 October 2006

DAY 31: EL FINALE!

So this is it, my friends.

31 days since Charlie Huddy defeated Matt Greene.

The conclusion to a saga that has rocked a nation.

Who is the hottest Oiler?

Who will be your 2006 Hot-Off Champion?

Dwayne Roloson or Ethan Moreau?


Well, voting is now over. In mere minutes, I will declare the winner.

74 comments:

Alana said...

I love the musical accompaniment to my vote! Always and forever, Roli.

Alana said...

Oh yeah -- Pat votes for his boyfriend Moreau.

cat said...

This is brutal. My head says Chopper and my heart says Roli.

I don't know.

Give me some time.

sal said...

This is a kind of weak final two. Ethan Moreau next to Dwayne Roloson? Moreau making it this far was obviously inevitable, but Roli? I haven't been this surprised since Jus was eliminated in the first round.

Anyways. My vote goes to one Mr. Ethan Moreau.

nwtoilerfan said...

Union activist/Goalie Roli

Alana said...

I love that Roli and Ethan are making the exact same facial expression. It's like they took those roster photos specifically for this competition.

Loxy said...

I would have Ethan Moreau do unmentionable things to me.

allan said...

I'll take Roli.

But they're both well behind Patrick Thoresen in my heart. Stupid rat-face Staios.

Ti-girl said...

This makes me want to cry...but...I choose...Moreau

She said...

Roli looks like he'd be a nice neighbour...

but I'd consider leaving my husband for Moreau.

the Prez said...

I actually had a dream last night that Igor Ulanov still played for the Oilers. Then I woke up to discover that it wasn't true. And that he was indeed eliminated in the first round of the Hot Off by...

Ethan Moreau
If he wins, at least Ulanov will have lost to the winner.

Maria said...

Once again definitely Moreau.

beth said...

Moreau all the way

Lord Bob said...

It's a difficult decision, to be sure.

In one corner, we have Roloson, who prevents bulges in the twine but causes bulges in other places. In the other corner, Moreau, who was once portrayed by the incomparable Marlon Brando.

Well, when in doubt, go with the sane one. Roloson is the goalie, so Ethan Moreau it is. As Bruce Springsteen might say, you ain't a beauty but hey, you're all right.

Pleasure Motors said...

I was really hoping the MP3 would be "Final Countdown."

Anyway, I, too, would have Ethan Moreau do unmentionable things to me. So it is him that I vote for.

amy said...

Ethan. Definitely.

And Roli looks sad in that picture.

Loxy said...

I was really hoping the MP3 would be "Final Countdown."

That's actually the ringer on my phone. It means Arrested Development to me.

Andy Grabia said...

I'll go with Chopper. No offence, but there is no way Roli should be in the final over MacT.

And how did you get that song clip into blogger? Loxy, can you email me?

Ava said...

Ethan Moreau, so very easily. Seriously folks, Dwayne Roloson?! Dear Goddess, it's like looking at the sun.

Dominique said...

The ladyparts vote for Moreau. Hands and pants down.

Scarlett said...

Whoa, what's with all the votes for Moreau? Roli the goalie is sooooo much hotter!

I vote for Roli !!

sammy said...

Squee! Ethan! Sorry to the Roli lovers, but Ethan is way hotter.

Pam (chopper) said...

ETHAN! MOREAU! CHOPPER!

All you ppl that think Roli is even half as good looking as Moreau are blind. Ethan is by far the sexiest Oiler of all time. I've said that before, and will say it again. Ethan Moreau is by far the sexiest Oiler of all time.




She said...

Roli looks like he'd be a nice neighbour...

but I'd consider leaving my husband for Moreau.


If I had a husband, this would apply to me as well.



cat said...

This is brutal. My head says Chopper and my heart says Roli.



cat; go with the BETTER looking one! Which is Moreau. :)

Daggit said...

Moreau. obviously.

theDrizzler said...

I Need A Hero!!!

Roli is more likely to be that hero this year, too bad he's as ugly as sin.

I vote CHOPPER!!!

Lowetide said...

ethan rifles.

gary b said...

Alas, Moreau makes CHOP suey out of roli.

Jordi said...

This has become some sort of contest where we interpret their stares. They're both saying some very crude things and the other half of the picture is making vulgar gestures.

Oh yeah.
Moreau.

Karma's a bizzle Roli!

Ferret said...

Put me down for Chopper.

Sherry said...

Moreau!
There can be no other way.

jimmy said...

roli!!!

Julian said...

Chopper.

Grace said...

Ethan Moreau.

He's so hot, that if I had his child, I wouldn't even ask for child support. His sexiness mixed with my sense of style and brains (I'm not bad looking either just not Ethanhot), our child would be dangerous.

What's with all the votes for Ethan?!?!

HELLO!!! Have you not SEEN the man?

hockeygirl said...

After all this time, I thought it would be Roli getting my vote, but Moreau takes it today.

And how did I miss the music? I love that song.

Terrie said...

I have to vote for Moreau. I have seen that man in person and his body is perfect. Aboslutely perfect. I don't know what he does, but to show that kind of muscle definition through clothing . . . . . .
Oh gawd, I just ovulated thinking about him.

jamie said...

I don't understand the attraction to Roli. I love him, but he ain't hot.

I didn't vote yesterday because "neither" wasn't an option.

Moreau.

kristin said...

ohh the sinful things i would do to moreau.

moreau <3
no teeth and all.

afterburner said...

It has to be Moreau. It has to be.

T. said...

Moreau.

d said...

roli roli roli please!

Graham said...

ethan fer shur.

Boondock said...

Chopper, no question.

penalty said...

Moreau.

mike w said...

Roli.

votepenguins said...

Roliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

J.R. Hippe said...

Fight to the end!

Roli the Goli.

hannah said...

Roli!!!!

cat said...

Terrie said...

I have to vote for Moreau. I have seen that man in person and his body is perfect. Aboslutely perfect. I don't know what he does, but to show that kind of muscle definition through clothing . . . . . .


OhGod.

Okay, you convinced me. Moreau it is.

cat said...

p.s. I still love you Roli! Call me. ;)

Pam (chopper) said...

Terrie said...

I have to vote for Moreau. I have seen that man in person and his body is perfect. Aboslutely perfect. I don't know what he does, but to show that kind of muscle definition through clothing . . . . . .
Oh gawd, I just ovulated thinking about him.


His brother is some kind of conditioning/fitness guru .

I know I already voted, but Moreau better win this, or else!

Brenda said...

Moreau all the way.

Shawn said...

I must say some of the gals really brought out their passion in this one.

I love it when women get all superficial :)

Moreau beacuse if I had to leave a girlfriend alone with one of the two and hope she wouldn't stray... it wouldn't be Moreau.

Rachael said...

Moreau...wouldn't it be cool if this was done with every team and have each player represent his team in the ultimate NHL hot-off :)

I think Moreau would have a shot at that title too!

liz said...

Roli!!!

court said...

This is tough, but goalies are the hottest thing going.

ROLI.

jbird said...

You must go with the goalie!!

Roli !!!

D. said...

Please. This is so obvious. Ethan!!!!

RyeGuy said...

I echo Shawn's line of thinking.

Moreau, cuz if I left my girlfriend with him, I know she ain't coming back.


ever.

Karen said...

Roli the goalie!

Me said...

Roloson!

Anubis and Nero said...

We both vote for Dwayne!!!

uni said...

After the comment made by the the likes of Loxy et al and wondering what these unmentionable things are, and the comments by the guys which I have to echo seeing as I doubt my girlfriend would even pretend to still love me if Moreau showed even remote interest in her...I'm going Moreau.

I mean Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, even his neck muscles are toned like washboards for Pete's sake.

grace said...

MOREAU WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!! That's the prize. Moreau gets me. And apparently half the male blog population and the women with 20/20 vision

Alana said...

Don't get ahead of yourself, Grace. This thing's not over until Loxy calls it.

Ladysir said...

The gold...so...enchanting.

Roli better win.

grace said...

it's 42-18. I'm pretty sure it's a safe call. Unless of course this turns into an Ohio/Florida voting scandal.

Sorry, I love Roli and he rocked against Vancouver on Saturday. Without him the Oilers would have lost. But. Ethan rushing the net got me out of my seat everytime.

Dave said...

Wow, that's alotta hotta in one month!

Roli, who, I'm pretty sure has a gold skeleton.

Christy Hammond said...

Moreau.

Densetsu said...

Goalies are inherently hotter than forwards. After all, look at me!

My vote goes for Roli.

She said...

Got a few spoiled ballots, gals- karen, karen and the cats all have the same e-mail address.

(slow day at work, obviously)

afterburner said...

Soooo....Moreau wins? Yes?

Anonymous said...

My vote goes to sexy Roli!

Anonymous said...

i am only 12yrs old but I am probably the biggest Oiler fan ever! I love Roli I vote for him!

Aminah said...

Moreau Moreau Moreau! I'd take him over Roli even without his teeth. Rrraaa hahaha