24 October 2006

If You Leave, Don't Leave Now...

Please don't take our hearts away.

I'm sad to inform you that our Hot Champion 2006, Ethan Moreau, may be out for the rest of the season. It turns out that his slap fight injury (a dislocated shoulder) will likely require surgery. I hope that our care package of processed meat sticks and spicy candy will help console him during this difficult period. Our squees are with you, Ethan.

Since Moreau can't fulfill his duties as Hot Champion, does this mean that our runner-up, Mr. Dwayne Roloson, becomes the champ by default? Hello? Bueller?

Oh come on...a girl can dream, can't she?

9 comments:

Karen said...

Perhaps we could co-champions?

Loxy said...

Hey, he's just injured! He's not dead, or involved in a salacious scandal ala Vanessa Williams.

He's still hot - just not so smart for slapping someone's helmet.

Loxy said...

And this also means more "suit" time. Mmm... Suits.

Wait!
...I hope the annual hot-off doesn't become a sort of EA/SI curse!

Black Dog Hates Skunks said...

if that's the case we had better rig it next year so Winchester or Zach Stortini wins.

Sorry guys.

Andy Grabia said...

It probaby does mean more ice time for Reasoner, which should make Loxy happy.

Shawn said...

I was about to say Loxy, I think you guys may be cursed.

Lets just THANK GOD that Roloson didn't win. Can you imagine where we'd be in that case?

D. said...

Oh, Ethan, why did you have to pull that move? I do like a man in a suit, though.

Still. Tsk tsk.

Jordi said...

LETS HAVE MAB WIN NEXT TIME? HUHUHUH?

If Ethan is out for longer than a week or so, I swear I am going to fly over there and rip his goddamn arm off.

~Shell~ said...

Ethan next time, just tell the guy to meet you by the bike racks after the game!!!!!