16 October 2006

Tonight means a lot to me.

As a Vancouver resident who survived my first year here with a complete diet of the Oilers kicking the Canucks collective asses, I can only hope for a similar result tonight. The Canucks have gotten hotter over the off-season with the departure of Todd "The Mangler" Bertuzzi and the acquisition of Roberto "something must rhyme with" Luongo and Willie "Big Smiles" Mitchell. I think the hottest (and I say that in a very non-sexual way considering the looks of these two) players that we have to watch out for are the twins. The little misses have grown into fine young players (and still not men).

How scared am I? Really?

Well, this Oilers team really scares me as to how good, I mean hot, they could really be. And nothing is hotter than the jacket.

My prediction? A 5-3 win with goals from Reasoner, Ulanov, MacT, Moreau, and Pisani.

9 comments:

Alana said...

And an assist to Roli!

Those twins creep me out.

Scarlett said...

So Ulanov is going to sneak on the ice and score? How about he put on Bergeron's sweater? He's not using it much. Well, not using it very well. hahaha

sammy said...

I'm with you on the twins being creepy. They always seem a bit evil to me. However, I must remember that ginger kids are people too.

fleecefish said...

WE LOST.

Smytty's pimpin'.

Jordi said...

hrmmm...

RYAN SMYTH AND THE EDMONTON OILERS HAVE REQUESTED THAT THE PICTURES OF RYAN WEARING THE JACKET BE TAKEN DOWN. TUNDRATALK APOLOGIZES FOR ANY DIFFICUTIES THIS HAS CAUSED

What are these difficulties indeed?

I've said it before, Moreau may make woman ovulate but Smytty in that coat is pretty hot.

Sherry said...

I wonder if Henrik was ever that little bit jealous that Daniel was selected before him.

the Prez said...

Igor Ulanov is too manly for Bergeron's sweater.

Garnet said...

I just think that Smyth kinda transforms when he's in the jacket. He simply relaxes and gets the joke of it, and so is comfortable with some attention, which I'm not sure he usually is.

Jen Z said...

My husband and I call the Sedins the Bork! Bork! Twins. Remember the Swedish chef from the Muppets??!