Chris Pronger ruined my birthday.



The Ducks were not supposed to win last night. Oilers fans were supposed to experience the glorious feeling one feels when the enemy is defeated. Instead, that smug bastard Pronger got three assists and left the Oilers with their heads hanging.

Now I'm scared. Prior to last night, I didn't really pay much attention to Anaheim. I knew that they were good, that a few of them were madly collecting points for my fantasy teams, but I felt this sense of entitlement (similar to how I felt before the infamous game seven). It seemed like losing wasn't a possibility. The Oilers were supposed to kick Pronger's ass.

On a good note, Stoll has picked up the pace. I hope it lasts.

I'm going to the November 28th game against Anaheim. I'd very much like to wear some sort of anti-Pronger costume. Any ideas?

Happiness had better be restored tonight.

Comments

Loxy said…
You could wear a big condom..
Alana said…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EL PRESIDENTE!
Earl Sleek said…
Oh, don't worry about Pronger. I'm sure he'll leave about 1/5th into the game.

Happy birthday, prez.
Gisele said…
... we lost again :( To the fucking Coyotes. Fuck.
Loxy said…
Oh, and Happy Birthday!

Too bad Mike Comrie ruined the day after your birthday. BOOOO
Miss. Scarlett said…
Happy Belated Birthday El Presidente.

I'm sure the Oil are just saving the real schooling for when Prongs returns to Rexall.
Anonymous said…
You can dress like a pregnant lady and make a sign that reads "Chris, I want my cheque" or something of the sort.
OilGirl24 said…
Well, on a more positive note, did anybody catch the extra bit on PPV on the guys' workouts? Very sexy, rippling muscles and all (especially Ethan and Steve)!
Alana said…
oilgirl, I need to find that on youtube!
OilGirl24 said…
alana, luckily I just found it on youtube. I posted it on my blog. Enjoy! BTW, love your guys' blog!

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