Hot Oil Hot-Off: "Day" 5

I'm not sure why we're still calling these "days," since we're taking a more lackadaisical approach this year, but whatever. Day 5 it is. Today's matchup pits Horc against JFJ. What turns you on more: husky eyes, or punches to the face? Vote over. Horcoff stares down the competition!

Scorcoff

JFJ

Comments

Alana said…
HORC! I think he's adorable.
Unknown said…
Different colored eyes & he actually has a point last year. Horc wins this one easy.
Lowetide said…
Jacques can't score anywhere! Horcoff, just for the eyeball thingy.
Anonymous said…
are you all crazy...jfj is an incredibly god looking french hockey player. need i say more?
T. said…
Horc.

JFJ is cute but Horc looks mighty fine in a pair of jeans and JF brought a belly to training camp.
Anonymous said…
Horc
Shannon said…
Aww - Horc for sure!!
Anonymous said…
I love the different coloured eyes. Plus he was flying the other night against the Leafs :) Horcoff it is!
Bethany said…
JFJ!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous said…
horcoff forever! *swoon* *drool* *melt*
Anonymous said…
Horc i guess
Black Dog said…
Horc all the way! He's so dreamy!
Anonymous said…
I don't know much about this JFJ person, but I clicked on his picture and cringed, "EW!"

Horcs it is!
Lollipop said…
Horcs kind of looks like cyclops...sorry...I'm sure he's a very nice person though....my vote goes to Jacques
Marsha said…
I'll take cyclops, I mean Horcoff. I dig the eyes!
allan said…
J-F's cowy eyes just don't do it for me.

Horcoff it is!
She said…
#10. Heterochromasia is interesting, and Horc's a sweet plater as well.
She said…
*player

(damn keyboard)
Lord Bob said…
On sheer hotness value alone, I have to take JFJ. Besides, being French is always hot (why yes, Jean-Francois, je couche avec toi ce soir!)
Anonymous said…
Shawn Horcoff turns me on =)
Anonymous said…
Horcoff's eye colour vs. Jacques toughness. Hmm, Horcoff it is
Anonymous said…
Fan favourite Horcoff for sure.

JFJ is in real danger of being the next Winchester...and that's just not all that appealing.
Kirsten said…
I have it on good info that JFJ is REALLY cute in person, so he gets my vote.
Lady_Byng said…
JFJ is fucking adorable.
Horc is a stellar guy and a good player; his different colored eyes are endearing; but this is a contest of who is better looking not who is the better player, so my vote is for JFJ.
Anonymous said…
I love Horcoff, but that bloke's ugly. So I have to vote for JFJ.
Anonymous said…
Based on totally shallow purposes alone, my vote belongs to JFJ
the Prez said…
JFJ is goofy-looking. I like goofy-looking men.
Anonymous said…
JFJ
Anonymous said…
horc fa shooooo!
chicklawierdo said…
Horcoff!

His nickname (Horcy) sounds the same and is alomst spelt the same as "hot" in czechoslovakian (hork√Ĺ).

He's the guy a lot of us have a crush on. However, "we" are too ashamed/embarassed to admit it.


*swoon*, i love you Horcs.
Anonymous said…
JFJ.
Anonymous said…
JFJ.
Anonymous said…
JFJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous said…
Horc!!! He's adorable and totally lust-worthy.
Anonymous said…
Crap, I'm a few days too late...I can't believe JF didn't win :( Good thing we still have a gorgeous team otherwise or else I wouldn't have reason to come back ;)

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